Cassi Quotes
The MOST Famous of ALL Cassi Quotes---
Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off!
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
Support bacteria. They're the only culture most people have.
I get how rock can beat scissors, and I understand how scissors can beat paper...But there is NO way paper can beat rock. Is paper supposed to wrap itself around rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this is scissors? SCREW SCISSORS! Why can't paper do this to people?! Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper coming out of books and wrapping themselves around students heads and suffocating them to death? I'll tell you why, because PAPER CAN'T BEAT ANYBODY!!! Rock would tear that crap apart in seconds, that's why when ever I play rock, paper, scissors I always chose rock! That way when you claim you've beaten me with your paper, I can punch you with my ready made fist and say, "oh I'm sorry. I thought paper would protect you."
La-ti-da!
I'm tripping on moonlight! Ow--ow--ow, I'm tripping on moonlight! And man does it hurt! OW!
Joy to the world that Barneys dead? NOOOOOOOOO!
Okay, I don't own a pair of blue suede shoes, I can't afford a plane ticket, I can't touch down in the middle of the pouring rain, 'cause it's not raining...Now how am I supposed to walk in Memphis?!
Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, don't kiss ta girl!
Fly like you can't...wait.
Yoda I am? Hell no! Cassi I am sounds sooo much better
Emo is just an excuse for guys to act like GIRLS!
Hey you, not you! The other guy, yes you...do you like tocos?
Muffins are just ugly cupcakes
Do NOT set yourself on fire...it hurts.
I stopped fighting my inner demons...we're on the same side now ^^
Be nice to your kids, they choose your nursing home.
I have ADHD and markers...oh the thrills I will have!
You know you are WAAAY to into Twilight when you look at your boyfriend and yell, "SPARKLE YOU FOOL, SPARKLE!"
My friends are special...if you catch my drift.
I was raised by elves, and now I'm fighting crime with a candy cane...and my side kick is a dinosaur, yeah. You wish you were this cool.
I'm so cool, ice cubes are jealous
My friends and I are sooo awesome, if our house was burning down we'd save the marshmellows so we can sit outside and roast 'em!
I didn't hit you! I simply highfived your face!
I'm smiling...that alone should scare you.
We love you
Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off!
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
Support bacteria. They're the only culture most people have.
I get how rock can beat scissors, and I understand how scissors can beat paper...But there is NO way paper can beat rock. Is paper supposed to wrap itself around rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this is scissors? SCREW SCISSORS! Why can't paper do this to people?! Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper coming out of books and wrapping themselves around students heads and suffocating them to death? I'll tell you why, because PAPER CAN'T BEAT ANYBODY!!! Rock would tear that crap apart in seconds, that's why when ever I play rock, paper, scissors I always chose rock! That way when you claim you've beaten me with your paper, I can punch you with my ready made fist and say, "oh I'm sorry. I thought paper would protect you."
La-ti-da!
I'm tripping on moonlight! Ow--ow--ow, I'm tripping on moonlight! And man does it hurt! OW!
Joy to the world that Barneys dead? NOOOOOOOOO!
Okay, I don't own a pair of blue suede shoes, I can't afford a plane ticket, I can't touch down in the middle of the pouring rain, 'cause it's not raining...Now how am I supposed to walk in Memphis?!
Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, don't kiss ta girl!
Fly like you can't...wait.
Yoda I am? Hell no! Cassi I am sounds sooo much better
Emo is just an excuse for guys to act like GIRLS!
Hey you, not you! The other guy, yes you...do you like tocos?
Muffins are just ugly cupcakes
Do NOT set yourself on fire...it hurts.
I stopped fighting my inner demons...we're on the same side now ^^
Be nice to your kids, they choose your nursing home.
I have ADHD and markers...oh the thrills I will have!
You know you are WAAAY to into Twilight when you look at your boyfriend and yell, "SPARKLE YOU FOOL, SPARKLE!"
My friends are special...if you catch my drift.
I was raised by elves, and now I'm fighting crime with a candy cane...and my side kick is a dinosaur, yeah. You wish you were this cool.
I'm so cool, ice cubes are jealous
My friends and I are sooo awesome, if our house was burning down we'd save the marshmellows so we can sit outside and roast 'em!
I didn't hit you! I simply highfived your face!
I'm smiling...that alone should scare you.
We love you