so this morning i get a text from my boyfriend
"Damn i stabbed myself!"
wonderful, right?
turns out he somehow managed to accidentally stab himself in the wrist with a knife
[freakout time]
and right after he tells me it's bleeding pretty badly, he tells me not to freak out
[more freakout time]
and nobody's home but his little brother
[oh great]
but by now he's got the bleeding to stop, and he's gonna show his parents -one of which is a doctor- when they get home
[phew]
