My Quote

"One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do
the work of one extraordinary man."
"Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped."


"Never explain--your friends do not need it and your enemies will not
believe you anyway."


"Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity."


"My Karma ran over your dogma."
"A friend is someone who will help you move. A real friend is someone who
will help you move a body."

"What if this weren't a hypothetical question?"
"A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't."


"A lifetime is more than sufficiently long for people to get what
there is of it wrong."


"A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool
can from a mountain top ."
"Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human
intelligence long enough to get money from it."

"After all is said and done, a lot more will be said than done."
"All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors."

"An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible."
"Anarchy - it's not the law, it's just a good idea."

"Antonym, n.: The opposite of the word you're trying to think of."
"Anyone who uses the phrase 'easy as taking candy from a baby' has never
tried taking candy from a baby."


"Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?"
"Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."
"Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function."
"Eat a live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will
happen to you the rest of the day."

"Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege."
"Fools rush in where fools have been before."
"I have not lost my mind - it's backed up on disk somewhere.""In a few minutes a computer can make a mistake so great that it would
have taken many men many months to equal it."


"I'm not worried about the bullet with my name on it... just the
thousands out there marked 'Occupant.'"


"The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television."



"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its
limits."