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Something that made me laugh for a change...


A little girl asked her father:1

"How did the human race appear?"2

The father answered, "God made Adam and Eve; they had children; and
so was all mankind made" 3


Two days later the girl asked her mother the same question.4

The mother answered.
"Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved."5


The confused girl returned to her father and said. "Dad, how is it possible that you
told me the human race was created by God, and mom said they developed from
monkeys?"6

The father answered,
"Well, Dear, it is very simple.
I told you about my side of the family, and your mother told you about hers."7

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  • Gods child40 silver member
    November 13
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    Lol! that's very cute!


    • awannabepoet
      November 13
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      Awe, well I thought it was cute and funny too... Glad I am not out in left field with this.


  • evershine-90
    November 4
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    hahaha gosh that's a good one!
    Thanks for sharing thiis!


    • awannabepoet
      November 13
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      Hello my most fabulous AP niece, thank you so much for your constant encouraging words and comments.

      I appreciate that of you.


  • DinkyDiver gold member
    November 4
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    hehehe i love it xx


  • Rose Angel gold member
    November 4
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    He haw...Just like it is in some families...Mom versus Dad or vice versa.. Made my day!


  • AngelBellerose gold member
    November 4
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    roflol you have sent me laughing for the icing is on both pieces of the cake... loved it hun always Hugs Angel♥


  • moaner
    November 4
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    fucking awesome!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA


    • awannabepoet
      November 4
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      it is too cute, someone sent it to me in an email. I almost spilled out my coffee..LOL

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