i fucking well swear, it's hot enough to go for a nice long swim.
it's like... 30 degrees here.
Fuck. Queensland. Weather.1
It can go fuck itself for all I care. I can't fucking well win! Homo.
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You have a pool use it
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I'm going to, I'm going to, trust me, but but but.. I don't wanna get burnt
oh yeah, theres a thing called sunscreen
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was 39 yesterday then started raining last night and hasn't stopped yet
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lucky you, I get the shit fucking hot weather, and you get the rain! lucky bitch
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hey I was dying for the last few days with high 30s weather, dad brought a pool yesterday and we spent of the day and night in it cause of the heat even Rod jumped the fence and jumped in ... then got all weird with me
we deserve some rain!
manda loves rain
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weird?
so the neighbour who watched you grow up got weird with ya
queensland deserves some goddamn rain too
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Yeah, Rod. Do you remember him?
He's got a girl, been with her like 5 years now but the last few weeks his been getting real close when talking to me and calling me "sexy" and shit
last night was bad though, he was sitting in the pool with me and Dad and Dad got out to get a smoke and Rod leaned in so close and goes "shame ya dads around we could skinny dip together, I'd love that"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I was like "Uh yeah cause I'm sure anyone wants to see me naked"
& he goes "Oh I do, then I can fuck you hard"
Thank god dad came back outside I might have slapped Rod
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Yeah, I remember him, vaguely.
oh no! thats classic as!
"Oh I do, then I can fuck you hard!" oh my fucking god!
so your husband leaves the country, then your neghbour starts crackin onto you hardcore, my goodness.
You wouldnt ever do anything with him tho would ya?
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NO! Good God No. I grew up with him, his like my brother, it'd be the closest thing to incest ever hahahahahahahaahahahaha
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true hey!
I'll buy you a vibrator instead, so you're not tempted even in the slightest
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I don't need a vibrator hahahaha not tempted in the least! hahahhahaa
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well thank christ for that
do you know how expensive those little battery operated things are?
No, I dont suppose you would
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hahahahaha nah I wouldn't I don't need one, I can make myself orgasm just fine without some lame toy getting in the way
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