The first was quite weird.
I was with me Mum at home, then for some reason, she takes my hand, gets out scissors then uses them to flay my hand.
Then I run away to find my Dad, holding as much of the skin on as I can with a towel, but it keeps getting loose (though there's no blood), then I find my Dad and he's all "Let's take a look at it" then the skin all comes away like a sliced up glove and it starts to hurt
So he gets out this brown paste and keeps yelling at me "Is thast enough?!?!?" but I'm just like "wtf. How should I know? I've never had this happen before!" so he just starts smearing the stuff inside my hand and fits the skin back on. But then I woke up.2
In the second one, I start off falling in a spaceship, landing near an abandoned city, then on getting out, the three others I'm with and myself find a big mechanical sentinel thing with a big crystal in the middle, like a huge bronze person with a gimongous diamond through their stomach.3
Anyways, then we hear someone on the radio, and them and their army are charging at us, so someone in the mechanical monster fires a missile at the oncoming horde. Over the radio comes this laughing voice pointing out that they have them too [the machines], and as the bulk of the army (we'd only seen scouts so far) come up over a ridge in the desert, the faster ones run past us towards the abandoned city. By this time we realise that the army has a bunch of these things, and the city has even more, and as we get our thing moving, I see that another two have come alive from the city.
As we escape the battlefield, over another ridge, we land in a small grave of machines and skeletons, but don't have time enough to muse.4
The dream skips on a bit here, but as you do in dreams, I know that we're on our way to a big, big city. As we approach, it looks abandoned. And as we enter, it seems so too. But by this point the machine has packed in, so we go into the mall, with no better ideas for where to hide from nuclear destruction.
So we run through the mall and find an elevator that goes underground, and we figure that we're not going to do better than that.5
The dream skips on a bit again, but now the place is filled with people, and we start seeing soldiers running past the entrance. So there's no way we can leave. Then some soldier general guy comes in and starts inspecting passes. Somehow I get away unnoticed (for now) and hide inside a shop, pulling down the security grills and locking them. But it isn't enough not to be found, so a guard comes over and starts interrogating me, asking for ID that I don't have, but I more or less manage to bluff my way out of it, saying that I own the shop. 6
Things skip on again, and I still have no ID, but it seems we need ID to get past these barriers, and the barriers (for some unknown reason) require you to make certain sound specific to you, and be wearing shoes specific to you. So we find someone willing to give us an ID in return for a bag of sweets, and because I'm ill, also a bag of vitamin c pills. Then they start feeding me the pills, but the guards are back, so one of the others and myself flee in a jeep.7
We're trekking across the desert in the jeep, then some weirdy person says something like "Off for a nice day at the beach?" then we carry on over the desert, then find a tunnel to go down, so we do. Half way down the jeep crashes, and we run to the end of the tunnel, but a barrier has come down, and looking up, we see something rather nasty. So we run back to the jeep, and the man's voice is coming out again saying "I said you'd have a nice time at the beach. Unfortunately, what was meant to happen, was that both entrances would be blocked, followed by a cave in. Obviously, this has yet to happen." So we walk back to the way we came in, and we can hear someone outside, presumably the guy, and a grille is coming down along with buzz saws etc. So my partner gives me a chainsaw to get through the grille and hack up the guy hiding round the corner. But... before I could, I woke up.
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