Best convo EVER. you'll never like muffins again.

Me: I'm on a fuckin roll tonight! 1

Kelleh: My sleepy ass just read that as "I fucked a roll tonight" and wtf?!? 2

Me: No. It was a muffin! and i fucked it hard!3

Kelleh: I'm jealous of that muffin! *cries* ... jk. 4

Me: I think we both know you weren't joking. 5

Me: That muffin was a dirty bitch too! I dropped it. and now i'm praying to god i don't get a yeast infection. 6

Kelleh: Okay fine! I wasn't Joking!.... bahahaha!7

Me: I think i just threw up in my mouth a little.8

Kelleh: Gross. lmao. I'll stick to making love to cupcakes. 9

Me: Ok then. you don't know what you're missin. Blueberry is a closet dominatrix...and i brought it out. xD10

Kelleh: Banana nut is more my style. 11

Me: Banana nut is a kinkeh mofo. you don't even know! but its okay. i put him in check. i just knocked his nuts out.12

Kelleh: Such a dirty name for a muffin. lmao.

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  MaddCuppyCake
  October 29
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  lmfao!! XD
  i'll never look at my breakfast muffins again
  .....dirty lil bueberry on my plate...
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  Wrench-X
  October 16
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  well... this puts whole new meaning to buttering your buns. if I were a muffin I'd be pumpkin spice.. guess my ingrediant
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  Mister Mattia
  October 16
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  bahahahahaha!
  
  I giggled so hard.
  XD
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  Comic Book Romance
  October 16
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  hahaha!
  this is epicly great.
  and i was really sleepy XD

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