Auburn (I don't know! I never chose a porn name for myself - you guys choose!)1
2. If you could be any age, what would it be and why?
25, because that's how old I am now and life is good
ORRRR.... I might be 16 again because that was a lot of fun - high school, band, I drove a hot little sports car that I didn't have to pay a cent for, I had guys hanging all over me, my parents let me be wild and free.... hell, what's not to love?2
3. What’s the lowest piercing on your body? Would you consider going lower?
I only have my ears pierced (twice each). I would love to get a naval piercing - but my stomach is too flat, therefore, nobody will pierce it because they say my body would just push it out. Ahhh ohhh well.
34. What’s the best way to get your mind off of someone?
Rubber band pop method.
When I was a senior in high school, I left my boyfriend for this guy friend that I thought was super hot. Well we had our fun and then I went crawling back to my boyfriend (those sort of things always fizzle, you know?). After I went back to my boyfriend I could get my mind off the lover. I even called my boyfriend by my ex-lover's name when we were making out. So I wore a rubber band on my wrist and every time I thought of my lover I popped myself with it really hard, if I said his name I got three pops. It worked! Kind of difficult though, because he was dating my best friend and we had classes together. Let's just say my wrist was really red and welted.
Good conditioning though - because even when I ran into him years later, I flinched. LOL.4
5. If you could go back and slap one historical figure in the face, who would it be, and why?
Hmmm... only one? There are so many! How about the Pope that started the Inquisition for starters. Hitler for second. Queen "Bloody" Mary of England (anyone who burns people at the stake needs to be slapped!). Umm yeah... I'll stop there.5
6. What’s something that makes you very squeamish?
Fire... people being burned... eyeballs being poked out... you know, general painful gross stuff.6
7. Has there been a celebrity death that has REALLY affected you?
Heath Ledger.
Because at that time, I had been prescribed all three of those medications and was taking them. It was quite a wakeup call. I realized, too, that it wasn't cool to die young while you were famous - it's just a sad waste.7
8. Is there something you like to eat that most people think is gross?
No, I'm pretty much not into anything gross at all. Maybe lemons and sour stuff?8
9. Do you think, if it came down to it, that you'd be able to kill someone? In what circumstance?
Oh yes! If you threatened my family or my children (if I had children) - I'd shoot you right between the eyes - point blank. I'm an excellent shot, too. I don't miss. If it just came down to protecting myself, I doubt I'd be able to do it - but to protect my family or loved ones (certain loved ones) - HELL YES!9
10. Describe your life in FIVE words.
go, go, and go more10
11. Why did you break up with the last person you were involved with?
Do we really have to go there? Hmm... the LAST person... because it was right to end it.
The last relationship before I met my husband - the guy was a total dick. Stood me up, lied to me, chose strip clubs over dates with me... yeah....11
12. What would you do if you came home to find everything and everyone gone?
Think I had totally lost my mind and wonder if any of it had existed in the first place. Probably wander around dazed for a while and then off myself.12
13. What's the most illegal thing you've ever done?
Umm... speeding... street racing... I think that's all I've ever done that's illegal. ohhh does bribing a police officer count?13
14. What is your Chinese astrological sign? http://chinese.astrology.com/ Read about it and tell me if it fits. Why or why not?
I think I'm a rat. Eewww14
15. Is it possible to love someone too much?
Yes and I have. But it's ok. You know you love somebody too much when you have no boundaries anymore, when you will do ANYTHING for them, even give your own life.15
16. Have you ever Googled yourself? What did you discover?
Yes. I found out that my name was very popular in the 1800's, that I was an actress several decades ago, and that I was really wealthy and important a century ago. Too bad I can't remember all that and don't still have the money. LOL16
17. List 5 things you’re grateful for:
Family, Friends, Autumn, Love, Forgiveness17
18. What (not who) is the worst thing you’ve ever eaten?
LOL. I had to laugh at that. Hmm... I had something that was really gross recently but I can't remember what it was.
I did see "fried butter" at the fair this year ---- heart attack on a stick!18
19. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
Yes. Well, except Hitler and other murderers.19
20. Where’s the most public place you’ve ever had sex? Where you caught?
Umm... at the mall. In the mall parking lot. On the elevator in Belk's. Yeahhh... OH! A church parking lot! That was fun
2021. What is the dumbest thing you’ve ever done?
Cheating (knowing I would get caught or maybe BECAUSE I knew I'd get caught)21
22. What is the worst thing that has happened to you so far in 2009?
See above22
23. What is your most missed memory?
High School.... I wish I could remember more of high school.23
24. What is the happiest moment of your life?
the day I married my husband24
25. What is your biggest fear?
being burned (literally, not metaphorically)25
26. Would you eat a live hamster for $1,000,000.00?
EWWWW! NO! Well maybe... can we haggle over the price a bit? Everyone has a price - mine's just higher.26
27. What did you do yesterday?
worked, worked, worked27
28. Describe yourself in one and ONLY one word:
unpredictable28
29. What is the #1 priority in your life right now?
be good wife, become a mom29
30. What is your dream job?
not sure... librarian, writer, artist, counselor??? actress, model? how about housewife?30
31. Do you still have feelings for your first love?
Once you truly love, you never stop loving31
32. Do you have a dog(s)? What breed?
Nope. 32
33. What is an unquestionable deal breaker in a relationship?
I'm pretty forgiving... there's never been anything that I couldn't forgive. Cheating, lying, stealing, drug dealing, doing drugs, fighting, killing, forcing me to have sex... yeah... seen it all. Maybe ignoring me. I can't forgive that so easily.33
34. What is your most embarrassing moment?
I don't embarrass easily34
35. What do you think is the most cowardly way to break up with someone?
I had the following breakup conversation with an ex:
Me: "why have you been so mean to me lately?"
Him: "because I was trying to make you break up with me"
Me: "you want to break up? why didn't you just tell me you didn't want to be with me anymore?"
Him: "because I was kind of hoping you would break up so I wouldn't have to"
Me: "you're such a f*$^ing coward! fine it's over!"
Him: crying....
Me: "why the hell are you crying? this is what you wanted idiot"35
36. What is the first word that pops in your head beginning with the letter "T"?
tragic36
37. What is something that no one can take away from you?
my ability to end it myself37
38. What is a responsibility you have that you wish you didn't?
working to pay bills38
39. If you were homeless and stood on a corner with a sign, what would it say?
"do I look like someone who needs to be homeless and hungry?"
40. Is there something you’re putting off doing in favor of doing this survey instead?
work
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