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So... I'm sweating like a whore in church... like a fat man in a Miata... like a witches titty in a brass bra... like Burt Reynolds upper lip at a moustache convention... but fall starts tomorrow so I refuse to turn on the A.C. I'm actually not sweating that badly, I just got carried away with comparisons. You like that Burt Reynolds one? Yup... made it.  The news said that fall starts at 4:00pm tomorrow. How the fuck can they even KNOW that... that's nuts. The seasons are all running together here anyway. Texas is hot folks, in case you didn't know that. 1

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(if you can't figure out what the hell the purpose of this journal entry is... then you aren't alone)
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  • cybilseyes silver member
    September 22
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    Burt's crust-ache lmao too funny.. and you are right there are no seasons in Texas.. well not the normal ones anyway.. they should rename them to Hell and Flood... with occasional bouts of stupidity... Oh wait that last one was just an observation at Walmart... not a season lol.


    • white stone
      September 22
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      You know it's always been that way.... but the last few years... since about 05'... have been way worse. Look at the weather records.... shit is all awry but people don't like to see it.
      Also, I'm sorry I'm distant sometimes but I don't deal with life conflicts well and I care too much so I avoid things. How's that for honesty?
      Hope you get better.


  • PurpleAraucana
    September 22
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    high today, September 22, in my town in southern California: 103. i'm starin' at the Windows Gadgets weather thingy... so... yeah... it's hot all over.
    but, my advice on knowin' exactly when the seasons begin? study astronomy! scientifically, it doesn't have a damn thing to do with weather...


    • white stone
      September 22
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      Indeed, yes, I know... but I still don't understand that in any logical sense. I know it intellectually but internally it makes no sense to me.... in other words, I think it's bullshit that fall started at 4 and I think mankind is arrogant. They could at least say "4:00pm central, estimated" lmao... I'm a little drunk so I may be hard to follow.


      • PurpleAraucana
        September 22
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        let me just say, even if no human existed, the earth would still tilt, wobble, rotate and revolve. it's what it does. it's damn good at it. it don't need us.

        seasons, now seasons, are a manmade thing. arrogance is what man does.

        and i'm goin' for another beer. it's too fucking hot to do anything else. salud!


        • white stone
          September 22
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          Also, 103 sucks... I think the high was in the low 80's..... what was the humidity? It's been raining here. Maybe I'm just complaining lol/.


          • PurpleAraucana
            September 22
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            southern California, bud. damn dry. wish it would rain. then that water chopper would quit flyin' over my house all day, every day. the fire in the mountains isn't out yet, i guess...


            • white stone
              September 22
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              Yeah... ya'll's (is that the proper way to do it lol... fuckin' webster's)
              situation is pretty screwed over there. I try not to think about it, like the mainstream media.
              It hurts me when I let it filter though.


        • white stone
          September 22
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          lol... of course... if it did anything else I would have made my vie for potentate long ago.
          The wobbling tilt makes me respect and adore it. It's tough and beautiful. I'm in love with her. I like to call her her... (the earth). Not it. It is reserved for evil with a little e in my mind.... and hermaphrodites.
          Yes... salut!


  • annother gold member
    September 22
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    Haha! I think you write the best journals.


  • completely mad
    September 22
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    lol....omg ...I was laughing so hard..
    I can't wait til it gets cool..I am so excited....


  • Genevieve79
    September 21
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    haha! damn, I need something to make me laugh like a sailor needs pennicilin (after a night on shore) ! who the hell needs a reason btw!?


  • Rend the Veil gold member
    September 21
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    it doesn't matter my friend love the comparisons
    funny as all get out!!
    Rend


  • Mango Memories gold member
    September 21
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    I figured it out. Your hot.

    But I already knew that.

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