I am currently debating whether to go to the hospital or not as I cannot walk lol. I had the genius idea last night to have "chicken fights" in my unfinished basement that has concrete flooring. For those that are unfamiliar with the term...chicken fighting is wrestling while someone is on top of your back, going at the person on top of the other guys back with intent to knock the opposing pair down... well, i started kicking with my right foot; thus awkwardly putting about 350lbs of weight onto my left knee (which I fucked up a couple of years ago)..while I'm not supposed to participate in any strenuous activity without my big, sexy monster of a knee brace... in other words it completely gave out and I fell backwards while my buddy smacked his head on the concrete lol...he's fine, but my knee....not so much....it is swolllen as fuck and I can't put any weight on it at all. 1
moral of my story: don't drink and chicken fight.
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OMG.. i am just seeing this? well.. the good thing is that you must be all healed, so i dont have to think about you in pain... i can just freely laugh at the silliness of it all.
the moral actually is... it's ok to drink and chicken fight, just not on an unfinished basement floor. carpeted areas only.
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ohhh... are you okay matty-cakes?
i wish your chicken fighting days weren't over, i really do... cos i was going to ask you to chicken fight me while i drink
actually, that's not a good idea. the last time i was manhandled i ended up with 3 broken ribs and a bad back, which still hurt 3 months later i might add.
YAY FOR DRINKING!!!
anyways... hope you're doing okay
xx
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You silly thing...you trying to make yourself a cripple?? lol Ice, Ice and more ice and yep an MRI is needed! Goooooo
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that's a Damn good moral...
and yeah... going to the hospital might not be amiss..
or at least put a LOT of fucking ice on it.
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hahaha i would have paid to see this.
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Bravo.
I hope you feel better soon. Just no more chicken fights, k?
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hahah sounds really dangerous.
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Okay, go to the hospital, have the knee reconstructed, and the next time you want to do something manly, try cock fighting--that's when you have two chicks fight over your cock
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Gotta love injuries caused by pure unadulterated drunken stupidity.... yeah lol... might should head for the hospital... via the liquor store? What kind of whiskey do you drink? Good luck.
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no doubt...this happened after i ran into a closed screen door.
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Boys.
Can't chicken fight under the influence.
But seriously - that sucks about your knee.
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I am crippled
I need to get one of those motorized wheelchairs
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Awwww!!! Get one that comes with a slutty nurse who'll sponge bath with a happy ending
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haha good idea!
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I know... I know... I'm a genius...
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Why does the thought of you 'chicken fighting' give me tingly sensations.
Better yet, why do I suddenly feel like eating chicken?
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