I'm emo, so I must cut my wrists.
I'm black, so I must carry a gun.
I'm Hispanic, so I must be dirty.
I'm Asian, so I must be smart.
I'm Jewish, so I must be greedy.
I'm gay, so I must have AIDS.
I'm a lesbian, so I must have a sex-tape.
I'm Arab, so I must be a terrorist.
I speak my mind, so I must be a *bunny*
I'm overweight, so I must have a problem with self control.
I'm religious, so I must shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm an atheist, so I must hate the world.
I don't have a religion, so I must not have morals
I'm Republican, so I must not care about poor people.
I'm Democrat, so I must not believe in being responsible.
I'm Jamaican, so I must smoke weed.
I'm Liberal, so I must be gay.
I'm Southern, so I must be white trash.
I take anti-depressants, so I must be crazy.
I'm a guy, so I must only want to get into your pants.
I'm Irish, so I must have a bad drinking problem.
I'm Indian, so I must own a convenient store.
I'm Native American, so I must dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm preppy, so I must shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm a cheerleader, so I must be a stuck up *bunny*.
I'm on a dance team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a *bunny*.
I wear skirts a lot, so I must be a *bunny*.
I'm a punk, so I must do drugs.
I'm young, so I must be naive.
I'm rich, so I must be a conseted snob
I wear black, so I must be a goth
I'm blonde, so I must be a stupid ditz.
I'm a white girl, so I must be a nagging, steal-your-money knd of girlfriend.
I'm Cuban, so I must spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm Mexican, so I must have hopped the border.
I'm not a virgin, so I must be easy.
I fell in love with a married man, so I must be a home-wrecking *bunny*.
I'm a teenage mum, so I must be an irresponsible *bunny*.
I'm Polish, so I must wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm Italian, so I must have a big peter.
I got a car for my birthday, so I must be a spoiled brat.
I'm pretty, so I must not be a virgin.
I have straight A's, so I must have no social life.
I dye my hair crazy colors, so I must be looking for attention.
I dress in unusual ways, so I must be looking for attention.
I'm into theatre art, so I must be a homosexual.
I'm a vegetarian, so I must be a crazy political activist.
I have a bunch of guy friends, so I must be f*cking them all.
I have a bunch of girls who are friends, so I must be gay.
I have big boobs, so I must be a *bunny*.
I'm Colombian, so I must be a drug dealer.
I wear what I want, so I must be a poser.
I'm Russian, so I must be cool.
I'm German, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with gays, so I must be gay too.
I'm Brazilian, so I must have a big butt.
I'm Puerto Rican, so I must look good and be conceited.
I'm Salvadorian, so I must be in MS 13.
I'm Polish, so I must be greedy.
I'm Hawaiian, so I must be lazy.
I'm a stoner, so I must be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a virgin, so I must be a prude.
I'm a female gamer, so I must be ugly or crazy.
I'm black, so I must love watermelon and fried chicken and Kool Aid.
I'm Bi, so I must think every person I see is hot
I'm Asian, so I must have a small penis.
I'm a guy cheerleader, so I must be gay. I'm skinny, so I must be anorexic.
I'm prep, so I must be rich.
I don't flirt with guys at school, so I must be gay
I don't like the sun, so I must be albino.
I have a lot of friends, so I must love to drink and party.
I wear tight pants and I'm a guy, so I must be emo.
I wear boy's clothes, so I must be a lesbian.
I'm posting this, so I must be a groupie.
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