The Daily Mail=Bullshit

Yes, i know it seems silly to mention something that is so goddamn obvious but i have to say it. THE DAILY MAIL = BULLSHIT
If somehow anyone out there reads it, then
throw it in the nearest bin
burn it
give it to your dog to eat (no don't, that's evil)1

but please for the love of all that is punk rock FUKING GET RID OF IT!!!! and never ever touch another one for as long as you live!
Because even a bat can see that the daily mail lies.
what was all that shit about MCR persuading people to kill themselves? and blaming them for the death of Hannah Bond? ITS ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT AND THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS NEED TO DIE, I WILL MURDER THEM MYSELF! I WILL RIP THEIR GUTS OUT, TIE IT AROUND THEIR NECK IN A PRETTY LITTLE BOW AND FUCKING HANG THEM OUT OF A 12 STOREY BUILDING! OR CHOP THEM INTO MINUTE LITTLE CHUNKS, SHOVE 'EM IN A PORTABLE FREEZER AND CHUCK THEM INTO THE FIRST PYRAMID I SEE IN EGYPT!2

had to get that out of my system...
as i was saying IT'S BULLSHIT!
Are they fucking DEAF?! haven't they even listened to the songs before writing all that shit? no i believe not. they are merely intelectually challenged, ignorant and narrow-minded.3


"i am not afraid to keep on living, i am not afraid to walk this world alone"
"think happy thoughts"
"singing songs that make you slit your wrists, IT ISNT THAT MUCH FUN"4

CAN YOU GET ANY CLEARER?
NO!!! I DONT THINK SO!
CAN YOU GET ANYMORE UPLIFTING??
NO I FUCKING THINK NOT!5

And like that wasn't outrageous enough guess what the sad, pathetic motherfuckers come up with? that the supposedly emo fans believe that they will go to the Black Parade when they die!
Can you get anymore pathetic? Did they even think anyone would buy that shit?6

I would like to find the motherfucking son of a bitch who wrote that shit and the editor of the daily mail and POKE their bloody eyeballs out with sparklers.7

People of Ap, i can go on til the end of the world but as you can see i have proven my point that the daily mail is complete and utter BULLSHIT8

So next time you come across one SPIT ON IT! BURN IT! SHRED IT TO PIECES!
AND IF ANY OF YOU WORK FOR THEM THEN FUCK YOU!!! YOU LYING, UGLY, PATHETIC DESPERATE-TO-SELL-YOUR-STINKING-NEWSPAPER-THAT-NO-ONE-WANTS-TO-BUY-AND-NO-ONE-CARES-ABOUT MOTHERFUCKERS! 9

FUCK THE DAILY MAIL!