the last six months of my life has been some crazy ass, stoners-on-a-fear-and-loathing-road-trip kinda shit...2
i spent three weeks sitting by a fire, smoking pot with two runaway teenage lesbians, and a guy that can only be described as a pot-smoking-guitar-playing-computer-genius-hippie-that-reminds-everyone-of-some-kind-of-celebrity
then one day in Feb. I ditched a punk show to go hang out with some friends in in a town called Mt. Vernon.. and i smoked a lot of pot... went to Wal-mart(which i am banned from by the way) walked around high as hell being followed by a manager(what a dick) from then we went back to my Friend's's house and smoked all damn night, we did'nt go to bed until 6 in the morning..
well a few days later while hanging out at a Friend's house my Best Friend Lauren(a.k.a Twitch) comes down from milliedgeville for a surprise visit...and that was when i saw my opportunity to get the fuck outta Dublin...3
after talking to Lauren for a few minutes, working out how i was gonna ditch my car back at my house(it all worked out) so around 3 in the morning Me,Lauren, and a guy named Josh Jackson were on our way to Milli, well we get there and get our hands on some Triple C's.4
so less than 5 hours after leaving home..i'm already up to no good
... well we go and pick up a guy named Saige we switch from Lauren's car to his Bronco.. and from then we spend the whole day high as fuck hanging out.driving around doing crazy shit..5after a few days of doing this,we decided to to go camping one night and some point in the night We're high off our asses, and that's when the crazy shit starts... We convince Saige not get into a fight with a light across a lake, and while staring into a fire, i see a python slithering in and out of a fire.
i wake up the next morning, covered in beer cans. with absolutly no memory of cracking open the first one.
well after taking it easy for the rest of the day i go home the next day.6
and that only covers Jan. thru March...7
{To Be Continuied}




