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Hmmmmmm

Is there anyone on your friends list you would consider having sex with?
YES! However you can only guess who.1


Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Depends on who is asking. For the right people,
Morning, afternoon, AND night!!!2


What side of the bed do you sleep on?
The middle. Why not? It's MY bed!3

Pork, beef, or chicken?
They're all good so don't make me pick.4


Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
Yes but that beats puking in the car.
I stopped drinking though so I don't have that problem anymore.5


Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Maybe. By the way, how much money do you have?
Just kidding.6


Shower or bath?
Depends on what we're going to do.7


Do you pee in the shower?
Only if the knot comes untied.8


Mexican or Chinese?
I like all kinds of girls. hehe9


Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
YES! 10

Do you love someone on your friends list?
I most certainly do...again you can only guess.11


Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Define know. I've talked to them all.12


Love or money?
Love...
occasionally lust.13


Credit cards or cash?
Are you trying to buy me?14


Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish was not?
At times but not now.15


Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
Camping, no question.16


What is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Define weird. Is on a horse weird?17


Would you shave your entire body -including your head- for money?
How much money?18


Kissed someone of the same sex?
No19


Had sex in a bathroom?
a bathroom? no. Many bathrooms, yes.20


Have you ever been in an adult toy store?
Yes I have. I was Christmas shopping. 21

Have you been caught having sex?
Is it being caught if you didn't care and
maybe planned to get caught.22


Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
Yes.23


Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Who knows? Do you?...have the guts that is.24

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  • MayaBabyBear
    June 10
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    you were in the toy store for christmas shopping hahaha you would lol but yeah love you brian


  • Kevan
    June 7

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    Haha.

    Wow. Incredibly hilarious. I might steal this eventually, but with my answers it might have to go under adult

    Great survey,
    Kevan.

    • Heck yes!

      That is the idea! I got it from someone else and laughed my arse off at her answers. You won't have to steal it. I'm going to message it to you. haha I didn't Really think this needed an adult rating but someone seemed to think it did so I added adult rating kind of I think. Send me a link when you post it. I'll give it a read. haha

      Brian

  • wow brian didnt know u could be this......gross u should add the category adult content to this one

    • Thanks

      It was supposed to have it. Truthfully though, I don't think there is anything that Gross on here. It was just a joke. Some of it anyway. So sorry to have offended you...

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