Jbbrandi• Show poetry

Heyyy there. I'm Brandi. I. Love. Music. And reading...writing...drawing. I love drawing, in fact....uhhh...dunno what I should be saying here. Ummm...I kind of have a bipolar personality. Not actually bipolar, but I've got two sides to me, like one of my favorite people ever....I think they said it best.
"I'm definitely the kind of guy that people assume is constantly bouncing off the walls. It's true, that's me a lot of the time--I am definitely energetic. I love to be goofy and have a good time, but I also have a serious and more sensitive side that I don't always get to show onstage. A good friend once came to the studio while we were recording who seemed genuinely perplexed by my quiet demeanor. She said she expected me to be a lot livelier than I was and kept asking if something was wrong. I found myself explaining to her that I wasn't always the crazy guy she sees. Okay, ninety percent of the time I am, but for whatever reason, the other ten percent is a shocker!" --JAJ
So, there you go. I can be absolutely insane, random, energetic, and pathetically ignorant sometimes. Other times, I'm a deep thinker, totally calm, and prefer to listen to music and chill out than anything else. What he said basically sums it up...so I need to stop talking.

What else...?
I love animals. ALL animals. Even the ones that terrify me..-cough-SQUID-cough-...0.0

I'm prejudiced against NOBODY. Everybody deserves an equal shot, in my book.

I can be quite pessimistic most times, but every once in a while, I can think a little optimistically.

Nature is my best friend. My pets and other people who can sit outside with me for no reason are ALSO my best friends. I especially love rainy, cloudy, dark, cold, or snowy days. I can sit or stand out in them for HOURS. The feel of the rain on my face is magical, as is the intoxicating smell of it...

Like I said, I love drawing. I ADORE all forms of art. Artistic videos/movies, amazing photography, comics, and all types of drawings and painting always enthrall me. I could stare at some of them for hours.

I'm NOT a girly-girl. I don't shop at Hollister, Aeropostle, Abercrombie & Fitch, American Eagle...nothing like that. I usually go to Target or KOHL'S or something. I love skinny jeans, especially red or black ones. I desperately want white ones, though...and I love CONVERSE. I almost ALWAYS wear them, unless it's a completely stupid thing to wear Converse. However, I wore them to a play in a very nice theater. Black dress shirt, pinstriped black pants, and? Bright blue Converse. Yeah...Demi Lovato said it best: "Who said I can't wear my Converse with my dress?"

Have I mentioned I love music?? Yeah...I love music. All types, really. But stuff like Jonas Brothers, Flyleaf, The All-American Rejects, Evanesence, The Fray, Coldplay...stuff like that is my favorite.

Hmmm......I would assume that's it? Hope you liked reading about me. XD

FAVORITE QUOTES: (they're obscure, and you'd have to know me to know what they are)

"FINE! Take your banana! [crying]"

"I don't have a third arm! Silly fans! HAHAHA!!"

"AWKWARD...!"

"I love love!"

"This place smells bad..."

"Or when you're riding your bike, and the tire pops, hold on...to your bike...uh..."

"I'm more of a Limited Too guy, though..."

"Live like you're at the bottom, even if you're at the top."

"I'm Mufasa, I'm the kind of the land! I'll come smack you with the back of my hand!"

"Yeah, I know...it's always good to see me, right?"

"Do WE know the MUFFIN MAN?!'"

"GET OFF MAH BAMBOO!!"

"...-silence-...SNAPPING TURTLE!"

"I feel so powerful in my short-shorts..."--Glynis

"Goofy hamburger!"

"I reject your reality and substitute my own!"

"SH-H-H-H-H-H-ODA!!!"

"Mush!..."

"Cue. Dramatic. Music."

"Paul changed your life the second he walked into your office."
"No, I walked into HIS office. I was looking for an airplane convention. Boy did I find one."
"I'll bet you were flying high for weeks! Fulltime service, plenty of other passengers--but you got first class, of course."
"He even let me take the controls! Not to mention, it was A HUGE runway."
*Kronie and myself*

"No one dies a virgin because the world screws us all." -- Unknown

"Holy crap! THAT RHYMED!!!" -- Me. XD

"I didn't put up this wall to keep people out; I put it up to see who cared enough to break through it." -- Lolly

"Sometimes taking a controversial step forward is the only way to finish the race." -- Me

"You can find me at the end of the world." -- Me

"It's not that hard to be a friend."

"They're simply perfect in an imperfect way."

"There are a few endless things in this world. They're the universe, possibilities, and stupidity. Combined, they all come to an explosive end."

And now here's a really sweet quote:
"There's no such thing as perfect, but there's a perfect person for you."
*sniff* lol Isn't that a sweet little quote? Warms your heart, right? ♥

And now for the best quote ever known to mankind:
"I hate mankind, for I think myself one of the best of them, and I know how bad I am"--
James Boswell
(1740-1795)





98% of the teenage girl population would die if the Jonas Brothers said it wasn't cool to breathe. Now, if you're the 2% that would either laugh, or SCREAM THEIR FRICKIN LUNGS OFF CUZ IT'S THE FRICKIN JONAS BROTHERS, then copy and paste this into your profile. : D


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I have a little bunny named Jimmy...: D


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ROCK ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!



Here are some people I'd like to thank for being amazing rolemodels and people and quite an inspiration:
Joe Jonas
Kevin Jonas II
Nick Jonas
Frankie Jonas
Denise Jonas
Kevin Jonas
I know, a lot of Jonas. I apologize, but not to the Jonases. They are all amazing people and I wish that I could have as wonderful a family as you. (that sounds really lame...I mean, I absolutely LOVE my family!!, but sometimes...well...we just don't get along and I kinda wish we were more like the Jonases in that way...)
Anyway, I love you guys! I hope you're reading this right now!!!
I love your music, and you're all amazing people!!
ROCK ON!!!!
So what? I love the Jonas Brothers...grow up and deal with it.






FUNNIES!!!

What is the speed of dark?

Do coffins have lifetime gaurantees?

Have you ever noticed that if you rearange the letters in mother in law, you get the words, 'Woman Hitler?'

Why do people always tell you not to stand infront of an emergency exit? If there was an emergency, surely you'd run through it?

Why is it when people say "What three things would you take with you on a deserted island?" why does no one ever say "A boat." ?

If mirrors need light to work, what happens if you put on night vision glasses in the dark and look at a mirror?

If you only have one eye, and you close it, are you blinking or winking?

How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?

Why is the show called unsolved mysteries? if they were solved they wouldn't be mysteries.

Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?

In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?

Why are red buttons always the most important?

Could someone be addicted to counseling? If so, how would you treat them?

Why does it say do not use before work with heavy machinery on the back of childrens tylenol?

How come the Bible is the most stolen book, and one of the ten comandments is "thou shall not steal"?

Why do mattresses have designs on them when they're always covered with sheets?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why do they report power outages on TV?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?

If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?

If Practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice?

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

If Dracula has no reflection, how comes he always had such a straight parting in his hair?

If you decide that you're indecisive, which one are you?

what does the K in K-mart actually stand for?

What do you say when someone says you're in denial, but you're not?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why is it illegal to put money in other people's parking meters?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear?

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

When a store has double doors why do they only let you use one of them?

-He who laughs last thinks slowest

-If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

-1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.

-One day we're going to look back on this, laugh nervously and then change the subject

-Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin.

-Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't



I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, geez!


Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

I'm the kind of who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened...yesterday.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

...Now, if there are any typos whatsoever...NOT MY FAULT. I have no creativity and copied and pasted ALL of that...: D


Ok, you've read this far (maybe) so I'm gonna tell you a little about me! Yay!

Favorite music--almost anything except (some) screaming music and (some) rap...in other words? JONAS BROTHERS. Yes, they rule my life. ^.^

Favorite colors--almost any color. I like the interesting colors where people argue about what to call them. Mostly purple, blue, and green, though. =D

Favorite food--anything Mexican or Italian. I'll try some other things occasionally...

Favorite books--Harry Potter 1-7, Pretty Little Liars series, How To Be Popular, Anne Frank: The Diary Of A Young Girl, and anything Shel Silverstein or Edgar Allan Poe.

Favorite poet: Edgar Allan Poe ALL THE WAY! WOOT WOOT!

Favorite author: J.K. Rowling and...all the other authors of my favorite books.

Influences in my own poetry: None...I just wing it and hope people like it! Well, AND I kinda draw inspiration from amazing people. Mostly the really stupid people though. I also draw inspiration from my own feelings. =D

Other info: I'M JONAS-OBSESSED!

GUESS WHAT? MY WORD (coozapalooza) THAT EVERYONE THOUGHT WAS RETARDED, MADE IT ONTO A RADIO AD! BOOYAH!!!


Does Your Name Fit?

A: hot
B: loves people
C: good kisser
D: makes people laugh
E: Has gorgeous eyes
F: people wild and crazy adore you
G: very outgoing
H: easy to fall in love with
I: loves to laugh and smile
J: is really sweet
K: really silly
L: smile to die for
M: makes dating fun
N: can kick the s*** out of u
O: has one of the best personalities ever
P: popular with all types of people
Q: a hypocrite
R: good boyfriend or girlfriend
S: cute
T: very good kisser
U: is very sexual
V: not judgmental
W: very broad minded
X: never let people tell you what to do
Y: is loved by everyone
Z: can be funny and dumb at times



B: loves people
R: Good GIRLFRIEND hehe
A: hot (BOOYAH!!! lol)
N: Can kick the **** out of you
D: makes people laugh
I: Loves to laugh and smile
^^That's basically me!! AWESOME!! Bahaha

Ok, and now I'm doing...
JOSEPH!
PAUL!
KEVIN!
NICHOLAS!
Yep. All the Jonas boys! Except for Frankie...maybe I'll do his name later...lol
Anyway...(Kevin's real name is Paul, in case you didn't know, so I'm doing both. )
J: is really sweet
O: has one of the best personalities ever
S: cute (DUH!)
E: has gorgeous eyes
P: popular with all types of people
H: easy to fall in love with
I'M POSITIVE EVERY FAN WILL AGREE! lol
P: popular with all types of people
A: hot (NO DUH!!! LOL)
U: is very sexual....0.o
L: smile to die for (YESSSS!!! -swoons at the thought of it-)
Yep, that's basically most of him...now for his other name: Kevin.
K: really silly (YES!)
E: has gorgeous eyes -swoon-
V: not judgemental (TOTALLY!!!)
I: loves to laugh and smile (YES!)
N: can kick the **** out of you (probably...he DID take gymnastics...)
Yeah, so there's the rest of him. These are FREAKISHLY ACCURATE...0.o lol
Ok, now: Nicholas
N: can kick the **** out of you (I definitely wouldn't doubt it...)
I: loves to laugh and smile (I wish he'd smile with his teeth more...)
C: good kisser (good to know! XD)
H: easy to fall in love with (probably...lol)
O: has one of the best personalities ever (I'm sure he does once you get past all the shyness!! lol)
L: smile to die for (yep, especially when he smiles with TEETH!)
A: hot (lol!! yeah. XD)
S: cute (dang, what's with this? Hot then cute? XD )
So yeah, those are the Jonas Brothers summed up by this weird thing on the internet!! XD




---JBBRANDI!!!! ♥♥♥
=|: )}-K  (that's Abraham Lincoln! My friend and I made it up!)

By the way: Meine Pizza gesprungen über Neptun.




Swear words are just so stupid!
So shut the !$!@# !@$!@#$ !@$!@# up ok??? I mean !@#$!@#$ you @#$!@$ for crying out !@$!@ loud! GOD! You're such a !@$!@# !@$!# @#!@$!@#!@#!@$!@# !@$!#$@#$


I think I've made my point.


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^^My special note to everyone who read this far.

Also check me out at
http://www.jonasbrothersfanfictionarchive.com/viewuser.php?uid=1958
But that's all of my skilled Jonas Brothers stuff. XD
Well, actually, two things on there aren't Jonas-related...

Oh hey guess what? I'm on deviantart.com, as well.
HERE'S THAT LINK:
http://jbbrandi.deviantart.com/

My current obsession, BESIDES the ongoing one of JB, is The Dark Knight.
I know, a little late, but I'm just OBSESSED at the moment...
Right. Anyway.