(OUTSIDE OF CARD)
My darling, how I missed you
All these long and lonely days,
Oh I miss you quite immensely
In the most fantastic ways,
Yes, I miss you in the darkness,
Through the long and lonely night,
And my aching heart does long for you
As morning shows its light,
So I couldn’t let this day go,
Couldn’t let your birthday pass
With out telling you my feelings…
(INSIDE OF CARD)
…Only joking! Kiss my ass!!
Author notes
Okay, it's mean. Mwahahahaaaa!
Written April 8th, 2004
A contest entry
- Verses for Greetings Cards by .
300 points, ended April 19, 2004, 18 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
What did you think
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I can't see how this is funny. More childlike than anything else. Why would anyone want to kiss a donkey? Very peculiar what some people find amusing.
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Oh boy! I think I just split something with laughing!
This is totally brill and I'd buy it too!
(Thanks to Dariana for posting the link. X)
Wonderful wit!
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that is terrible! ...for shame...you should hang your head down in shame!
HA HA! LMAO ...tho it is soooo funny!
wow you havent been online in forever... -
Man...i wanna buy one of those for ALL my exes...they ALL suck....i suggest you print them and sell 'em...i would DEFINATLY buy them <3
XoXO
NiKKi -
Oh yes! Now that is one card I would send! Great stuff!
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that is funny. i like it
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I'd buy it!
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lmao. You're not bitter at all...
I could relate. I had an ex who just rubbed me up the wrong way (after several months up rubbing me up the right way ) and I was always a little mean to her.
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Ah, this is all the more funnier when you're in my position....
A box of these please, for that certain, special someone...
He he he!
love you, Wally,
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I once had a girlfriend who was into luminescent suns and moons. And when it all ended, I found a velentine all covered in suns, and moons, saying: you were the sun and moon and the stars, and when the stars shone, you shone. But the sex was crap.
Hhhm. I liked it anyway. You are the undisputedly best comic writer on here, you are brilliant. -
Ha ha.. I kinda saw that one coming but it was still very amusing. Just for a second there I thought you were going to go through with a proper sentimental birthday greeting for your ex-girlfriend - how naive am I?!!
Thanks for sharing and for entering your work into my silly little contest.
All the best,
Damian. -
ROFLMFAO!!
roflmfao!! Oh I LOVE this card!!! It is great!!! -
Oh bec - you break me up. What a great contest this is!
I love that inside message on your card - I reckon you could sell millions of these.
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I love it, very funny. Hopefully the dunce opens the card and reads the last bit before running to the telephone to call you, hopes of making up in his empty head.
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MWUHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHHAHAHHAHAHA...how much does the card cost? I'd like one pleeeeease...grins...so wicked, yet so funny!!! Dari x
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Hehehehee.....
Love it!
Hey, with the divorce rate on the rise you could make a fortune with this line of cards.... a few "special" ones for mother-in-laws or nosey neighbours too!
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I like it. I like it. How I wish you could put a kicker like that to some of the sickening cards you find in the shops!
Good luck with the contest. -
You're just trying to make me lose arentcha!
cries
Jadey xXxXx
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sometimes mean is good when the person needs their attitude adjusted, Could this be a new Hallmark Card? Blessings, ~richard
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