eventually- you end up editing your profile so much that you realize everything you say sounds stupid.
i shall come back in about a week and delete this once again.
that's why people always put quotes on their profiles.
so if you sound stupid in your profile, at least you could point to someone else- "HE SAID IT FIRST!"
for example- here is a fifth grade teacher's attempt to teach her fifth graders that spelling is important and that spell checkers don't always work.
Eye Halve a Spelling Chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rarely ever wrong
Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect in it's weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.
unfortunately, most of her fifth grade class didn't get it.
"Hey! It's all spelled right!"
i shall come back in about a week and delete this once again.
that's why people always put quotes on their profiles.
so if you sound stupid in your profile, at least you could point to someone else- "HE SAID IT FIRST!"
for example- here is a fifth grade teacher's attempt to teach her fifth graders that spelling is important and that spell checkers don't always work.
Eye Halve a Spelling Chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rarely ever wrong
Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect in it's weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.
unfortunately, most of her fifth grade class didn't get it.
"Hey! It's all spelled right!"
- Last seen on Oct 30 9:25 PM 2008. Member since April 26, 2005.
- I'm a lapisLazuli dream poet for 354 comments.
- My mood is , and quote is "I intend to live forever. So far so good".
- I am a girl (United States)
- When I'm not writing, I'm a football.
- I am in the groups Anime Lovers
- I have 354 comments, 1 contest, 30 poems, 6 stories
My Poetry
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To tell the truth, this isn't even a poem. it's the result of asking people a question, "What do you think makes a good conversationalist?"38 lines, 1 comment, February 7, 2007. In Thoughts
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I was looking out the window when he came in. My fingers absentmindedly touched the piano keys and I struck a chord while my a -
My dad pointed to the iPod on the kitchen table when I entered the door that evening. “I dropped by the shop for you today, it’s all fixed46 lines, 1 comment, January 21, 2007. In Other
My Stories
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A luminescence surrounded her heart-shaped face as it lighted up with joy and elation. Like a hothouse flower, love had caressed her soft glow and gently unfurled the delicate2186 lines, 6 comments, March 20, 2006. In 200-1500 lines, Romance
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It’s funny how just one look can change everything.
One moment, one glance, one smile, one laugh; and everything turns upside down, inside out, and you fall into utter chao203 lines, 8 comments, December 22, 2005. In <200 lines, Romance -
A lone man stole across the dark plateau before creeping up the steps to the dimly lighted temple. He glanced around behind him, into the shadows warily, trying to peer past th2175 lines, 10 comments, September 8, 2005. In 200-1500 lines, Fantasy
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lark2005 on October 19, 2006Well, it doesn't matter.
She writes beautiful poetry. -
insertcleversn on October 18, 2006my sister never hurts me cause i'm getting better at ducking.
i have no idea what's a vieroulette and she won't tell me. -
lark2005 on October 17, 2006I begged your sister to have mercy on you. If you hadn't told me...your sister would hurt you even more. So you were kind to yourself and told me.
You want me to continue?
I'm sorry, but the dart throwing punishment garbage won't work on me.
Vieroulette, I seriously hope you're kinder than what lizzie tells me about you. You probably are.
What's a "vieroulette" anyway? -
insertcleversn on October 16, 2006i should've just not told you at all and seen where you would've taken that. but out of the kindness of my heart, i told you. cause then my sister would've bought another pack of darts- just for you.
huh my parents aren't on allpoetry. i think my cousin is though.
