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Hey there! I love DINOSAURS (not as much as I love my family, friends, and ERN though)! They are AWSOME-FULL!!!! I have 3 life goals! They are to meet DR.PHIL, ride a BRONTASAURUS, and to be 6 FEET tall (btw I am only 6 inches away from my 3rd goal)!! There are so many things to write about, but I don't know if i can write them all.

Don't Label Me
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I'm Not A F*cking Soup Can

ERN ISN'T MY BEST FRIEND.... SHE IS MY AMAZINGLY GREAT FRIEND!!!

Hugs make people happy.... I like hugs! They are like presents... of warm fuzzy special feelings

I really miss my bestsest friend! She is so awsome, accept she was a little dark. I LOVE HER as a SISTER!

(erin this is for you) I AM VERY RIGHT BRAINED! I AM SO RIGHT BRAINED THAT I GO OUT THE RIGHT EAR *INSIDE JOKE* *YOU'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND* YOU ARE ACCUTALLY LEFT BRAINED! (erin that was for you)

♥ ~ that heart is very special~copy and paste it if you have a very special heart~Add your name to the list~Ms.Dinosaur Luver

~~ABSTINENCE IS COOL & LOVE CAN WAIT & IT DOES~~

If we do not have peace, the world will fall apart"
"If you'd walk 5,000 miles to spend 5 minutes with someone who you love, put this in your profile."

.*.♥.*.♥~A true friend can see the suffering in your eyes, while everyone else can just see the smile on your face~♥~

*A guy gave his girlfriend a bouquet of roses; 11 real and 1 fake, he gave them to her and said " I will love you until the last one dies".... that is what I want to happen to me......*

You Asked me What was wrong and I said nothing... Then I turned round and whispered: EVERYTHING!!!

"A shot to kill the pain
A pill to drain the shame
A purge to stop the gain
A cut to break the vein
A smoke to ease the crave
A drink to win the game
An addictions an addiction
Because it always hurts the same"
~Author Unknown~

RULES:

1. Put your iPod on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the "next" button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

-IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY?" YOU SAY? If I was a boy (Beonce) *erns is Number Five with a Bullet (Taking Back Sunday)

-WHAT WOULD DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY? Innocence (Avril Lavinge) *ern's is Paper, Rock, Sissors (sleep walker)

-WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL? Clumsy Card House (Blue October) *ern's is I.G.JOE (bill engvall)

-HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY? Get Out Alive (3 Days Grace) *erns is Everything I Once Had (any thing else but the truth)

-WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE? I'm Yours (Jason Maraz) *ern's is Thank You Note (butch walker)

-WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO? Be The One (Ting Tings) *ern's is Knocking on Heaven's Door (guns 'n roses)

-WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? Welcome to the Jungle (Guns 'N Roses) *ern's is King for a Day (Green Day)

-WHAT MAKES YOU CRY? Fearless (Taylor Swift) *ern's is Getting Away With Murder (papa roach)

-HOW IS YOUR LOVE LIFE? You Can Run, But We'll Find You (matchbook romance) *erns is Get Over It (Ok Go)

-WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? I Write Sins Not Tragedies (Panic at the Disco) *ern's is It's Not a Fashion Statement, It's a Death Wish (MCR)

-WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOURSELF? My Never (BLue October) *ern's is More Than Local Boys (the matches)

-WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Womanizer (Britney Spears) *ern's is BYOB (system of a down)

-WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY? On The Arrow (AFI) *ern's is Kryptonite (3 doors down)

-WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? Untouched (veronicas) *erns is Geek Stink Breath (green day)

-WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE? I Don't Care (fall out boy) *ern's is Until The End (breacking benjamin)

-WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS? Monsters (matchbook romance) *erns is Don't Get Lost in Heaven (gorillaz)

-WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS? Super Mario Brothers Theme (Ambassadors of Funk) *ern's is Times like This (lit)

-WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING? 1,2,3,4 (Plain White Tees) *ern's is Photograph (nickelback)

-WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL? Your Not Sorry "CSI REMIX" (taylor swift) *ern's is Your Cute When You Scream (sences fail)

-WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST? Inner Glow (Blue October) *ern's is Lets Get Retarded (black eyed peas)

-WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR? Where We Went Wrong (The Hush SOund) *ern's is Looking for a Kiss (new york dolls)

-WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET? Hot N Cold (Katy Perry) *ern's is Sad Story (plain white tees)

-WHAT SONG WILL BE THE SUBJECT WHEN YOU REPOST? Misery Buisness (Paramore) *ern's is Take Me Out (fran's ferdinan)

If you love me, will you catch me when I fall?
If I died, would you be with me every step of the way?
If I tried to commit suicide, would you be there with me and promise that you will never leave me?
If I felt like , would you tell me that it will all be ok?
When it stars to rain, would you hold me close and tell me that you never want to leave this place?
Would you whisper in my ear messages of love every time I cried?
Would you put all over your internet sites "I love this person"?
If I went away, would you try and get in touch?
Would you hold my hand every time we went for a walk?
If I broke a bone in my body, would you be there for me while I got better?
If my last words were "I love you forever", would you then hold my hand and say "I love you to"?
If true love means this to you...paste this on your profile

If weird is good, strange is bad,
and odd is when you don't know which to call someone.
Weird is the same as different,
which is the same as unique,
than weird is good.
If you are weird and proud of it,
copy this onto your profile!

That One Person

There is always gonna be
That one person that no matter
What they do or what they say
or how many times they may hurt you
You just can't let them go because
They just mean so much to you
_If you have ever loved someone so
much, then put this on you page in
memory of them

IF YOU HAVE SPELLED YOUR NAME WRONG PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE
IF YOU HAVE A PHOBIA OF ALL BUGS PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
If, during a quiet moment, you suddenly remember something funny and randomly bust out laughing, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile
If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile.
Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Hello and welcome to the mental health hotline.
* If you are an obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
* If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
* If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
* If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want; stay on the line while we trace your call.
* If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transfered to the mother ship.
* If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.
* If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.
* If you are dyslexic, press 969696961001
* If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until a representative comes on the line.
* If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's maiden name.
* If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000.
* If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep, or before the beep. Or after the beep. Or before the beep. Please wait for the beep.
* If you have short term memory loss, press 9. If you have short term memory loss, press 9. If you have short term memory loss, press 9. If you have short term memory loss, press 9.
* If you have low self esteem, please hang up. All our operators are far too busy to talk to you.

.*.♥.*.♥~A true friend can see the suffering in your eyes, while everyone else can just see the smile on your face~♥~

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....../ `---___________----_____|] <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
...../_==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/
.....), ---.(_(__) /
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...//___//
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^Cupids Gun^

80% of Americans say "I LOVE YOU".

20% actually mean it.

If you honestly are in the 20%, paste this into your profile
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

♥_♥_♥___♥_♥_ Put this
♥___♥_♥___♥ heart
_♥___♥___♥_ on your
__♥_____♥__ page if
___♥___♥___ you love
____♥_♥____ someone
_____♥_____ very much


Ways to Annoy Others
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.*I have cause I am BATMAN*
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage".
3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public
consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip..."
5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while
talking to others.
6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and
then pointing it at the screen.
7. Speak only in a "robot" voice
8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce
that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".
10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch
paper,99 copies.
11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
12. Sniffle incessantly.
13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
14. Name your dog "Dog".
15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather
conditions "to keep them tuned up".
16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."
17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your
"astronaut training" (which i am in) (jk).

Love Me??

ABAYO! (erin again for you)

My Poetry

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  • To You
    You are my Ex
    67 lines, 3 comments, November 4
  • i hoped you loved me
    but never mind
    29 lines, November 4
  • this is it
    never again will we be together
    28 lines, 1 comment, August 6
  • Do you have a Heart?
    Obviously NOT!
    29 lines, 1 comment, August 6

Guest Book

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  • Hun, You know how to put a page together. Maybe you can do some work with mine, cuz its a mess.
    Luv ya,
    Amber
  • PianoMan on June 10
    Lol. Awesome page!!
  • RodandMiss.Otis on June 6
    hahahahha, that was halarious. (: thanks for the laugh.

    -Panda<3
  • Shelby K : lmao on March 8
    i really liked your profile. it made me laugh. and thanks for the comment on my poem. i really appreciated it. it was just my imagination running wild with me though. i never actually did it although i have thought about it many times. <3

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