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*Me: "Hi, my name's Daphne and I'm a compulsive liar."

Everybody: "Hi, Daphne!"
*

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** My Favourite Quotes: **

"Fran: Ok, if I told you that the walls of my flat were actually moving in, would you think that I was strange?
Bernard: No, I'd ask you to come round and look after my small children.
Fran: If you don't believe me you can come round tonight and we'll watch the wall.
Manny: Don't be ridiculous, we'll be staying in, watching the thermometer, won't we Bernard? Won't we?
Bernard: I don't know, it's an impossible choice. Walls, thermometers... I'll just have to hope when I flip the coin it somehow explodes and kills me." - Black Books: Series 2, Episode 2.

"Joel: Benji, you are a dirty, dirty man
Benj: Thats what your mom said to me last night
Joel: Dude, that's nasty! My mom is your mom!"

"I'm sequestering these as evidence *picks up some buns* and I'm issuing you with a decree of sub... ju... dy... subjudy, you are under illegal subjudy to stay in that chair until... until such time as Simon says stand up." - Bernard, Black Books: Series 2, Episode 2.

"Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first." - Mark Twain

"Depressives don't. They want to be unhappy to confirm they're depressed. If they were happy they couldn't be depressed anymore. They'd have to go out into the world and live. Which can be depressing." - Larry (in reply to the comment of Dan's saying that everybody wants to be happy), Closer

"ThisIsTypingEmo. ThIs Is NoT TyPiNG EmO, ThIs Is JuST TyPiNg ReTaRdEd. So If you are retarded- TyPe LIkE tHiS. NotLikeThis. Rawr!" - Me