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**LONG LIVE POPE JOHN PAUL 2ND**
Unfortunately, I'm a Democrat in South Carolina, which is notorious for it's stubborn Republican inhabitants. I haven't been writing for very long at all, and I really don't consider myself a very talented author. I did go to Lakes and Mountains when I was 11, which was a learning experience for me. I've never written so much in my life!I don't write so much, because swimming takes up ALL of my time. It sucks. I have NO life whatsoever!
*Here are some kick ass bands to check out:
My Chemical Romance ~MY FAVE!!!
U2 ~2ND FAVE
Dave Matthews Band ~3RD FAVE
Thursday
The Used
The Descendents
Green Day
Taking Back Sunday
Sum 41
Melee
Bouncing Souls
Flogging Molly          Paul McCartney = sexiest man alive.I don't care
Blink 182               what anyone says...he's f'n SEXY!...I have a
The Working Title       Paul McCartney fettish.    
Illbreak
Jet
Diffuser
Socialburn
Sanctus Real
Copeland
Weezer
Muse
Piebald
Oasis
Coldplay
Radiohead
Maxeen
Lost and Found
~the list goes on and on~
If I do have any free time,I'm probably: sleeping,listening to music,or hanging out with my cronies. They're all that and a bag o' Lime flavored Tostidos!
~Shoutouts~
Stolenfaces- Hey Hill.You rock my world 3x over.I love you so much!You're voice is so powerful.Don't let anyone else tone it down.
Fayth- Smashing job as Mrs.Sycamore.One of the coolest people I know.
CatastropheWaitress- 2A is a b i t c h.We both know that...you're still cool.
Volleygirl0324- Once again, 2A is a b i t c h...you're cool too.
Dark Rider- Maltie! I luv you...but I hate 1A!
Tinuviel- "...give me novacaine..."I can't hear that song without thinking of you.I love you so much...
Syncopated Glow-You're cool...and you're Demo.
Dark-chaun -ok in small doses...no..just kidding.You're a Leprechaun...that's cool.I'm Irish.
Poe-worship -you're awesome.I love you,Spicy!
Hermit14-you're one of my best friends...I love you soooo much,man...
horsinaround2590-probably the single most awesome person I know.I have over 160 inside jokes with this kid...tee hee...
witness tothe world-SARAH!!One of my best friends leaving me next year.*tear* I can't say much more about this kid.I'd start cryin...and I have mascara on! PS:Say 'Hi' to Mr and Mrs Izzle
Realm-ah...She rocks,and keeps me posted on the latest info from Canada.Her poetry is awesome she writes like a pro!
Emphaticamore- EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!I love you so much!You brighten my day whenever I see you.Especially when we're doing something insane at Youth.Loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee you.

Quotes that I Love:
"Chicago smells funny...kinda like Oprah.Dallas smells funny too,but NOT  like Oprah...more like...DR.PHIL." ~HANNAH BAKER
"Sex hair is contagious...see...(fluffs hair madly)..." ~Hilly
"Oh...on Friday...that's when I get freaky in the fountains..." ~Ms.Clark(commenting on a character from The Birds)
"Love is God...Love is blind...Ray Charles is blind...Ray Charles is God"-Graffiti on a building...I was like,"WTF?!That kicks ass."
Mrs.Hall:"I'm a Christian mother..."
Hillary:"...and I'm a Jewish daughter..."
"Aww Chichi..." ~Mrs.Herr
"And now for something COMPLETELY DIFFERENT..." ~Monty Python
"I got shot in the buttox..."-Forest Gump
"Duke is Duke...they're on tv more than Leave It to Beaver...re-runs."
"I just got sexy on myself..."-Ron Burgundy~Anchorman
"...and next Sunday is lovey-dovey-givey-huggy night..."-Besty
"Ohhhh...I wanna put that on a kabob..."-Sarah
"What's 6+7,Bekah?"
"...JESUS...the answer is Jesus..."-Bekah
"Doesn't she make you horny?"-Hannah A. btw...she didn't know what horny  meant...and "NO,Hannah..."
"SO I was just walking around Old Navy...and I randomly dropped a pair of shoes..."-Bekah about how her flip-flops randomly disappeared from her grasp...which was increbibly funny at the time.
"Shoot-nicker-nacker-frick-fracker..."-Ms.Clark who was insanely pissed at that moment...now it's as funny as anything.Note to reader:This should be read at an extremely high rate of speed...
"One day,you'll be all rich and famous and you'll be like,'ha...kiss my toes'"-Emmy
Me:"Hey...that's an Am-BU-lance"
Erin:"No...that's an AM-BU-lance"
Me:"You're emphasising a different part of the word than I am."
Erin:"What do you expect?It's a word...you can emphasize whatever the hell you want."
"If you died,I would be like,'Oh crap'."-Zeb
"This rates about 9.5 on my Weird-s h i t-O-Meter..."-Sean
"Punjabi Mommy!"-Sarah
"Crummy?Everything that doesn't plug in or have pink hair is crummy?!"-Rest Stop...Alecia you know,you know!
"You like this thick book?It's about to go upside your head!"
-Ms.Clark...Ms.C-Dog 2ed
"It's like a cheese soup lesson"-Emmy
"...drinking tea and SCHKones..."-Re-enactment of "The 5th Avocado" by Sarah...it's great
"That was loud and weird and a little bit Dolly Parton."-Ms.C Dog 2ed

The Descendents:" 'Merican"
We flipped our finger to the king of England
We stole our country from the Indians
With God at our side and guns in our hands,
we took it for our own.
A nation dedicated to liberty
justice and equality
Does it look that way to you
it doesn't look that way to me
the sickest joke I know.

(chorus)

Listen up man,I'll tell you who I am
just another stupid American
You don't wanna listen
you don't wanna understand
so finish up your drink and go home

I come from the land of Ben Franklin
Twain and Poe and Walt Whitman
Otis Redding,Ellington
the country that I love
But it's the land of the slaves and the ku klux klan
Haymarket riot and the great depression
Joe McCarthy,Vietnam
the sickest joke I know

(chorus)

I'm proud and ashamed
every fourth of July
you've got to know the truth
before you say that you've got pride

(chorus)

now the cops got tanks cause the kids got guns
shrinks pushin' pills on everyone
cancer from the ocean
cancer form the sun
straight to hell we go

(chorus 2x)

~This is how I feel about our country.I believe that we were founded on good morals,but I think that the Government is SO corruptive.I DO NOT agree with our government at all,because I do belive that Americans are cheated and lied to EVERY SINGLE DAY.I don't want anyone who disagrees to talk bunny...because you have to know what you're talking about before you say that you disagree.
Our ex Secretary of State (Mr.Powell)was filming an interview when he says the following:"My fellow Americans...I have a confession...you were lied to about Iraq..." and continued.A woman working for President Bush realized what he was saying,and smacked the camera so that it wasn't directly on him.
He then replied,"No...let me tell them the truth..."and it cuts out.

I saw that on the news over and over,and honestly I was disgusted.Not corruptive enough for you?...

President Bush was in a press confrence when a reporter asked,"Mr.President...a lot of our money is going to Iraq...how are you planning on paying for this?"
"Well,"Mr.President replied,"Americans pay a lot of taxes."
The room went silent,and Bush had this satisfied experession on his face.He OBVIOUSLY didn't realize what he had said.

That was on Imus in the Morning the other day.It's a great show for you guys that don't listen or watch it.

Famous Quotes from our President,George W.Bush~
"Rarely is the question asked:Is our children learning?"~Florence,SC 1/11/00
"One of the greatest things about books is sometimes,there are fantastic pictures."~US and World Report 1/3/00
"It's clearly a budget.It's got a lot of numbers in it."~Reuters 5/5/00
"The woman who knew I had dyslexia-I never interviewed her."~Orange,CA 9/15/00
"We'll let our friends be the peacekeepers and the great country of America will be the pacemakers."~Houston,TX 9/6/00
"It is important for us to explain to our nation that life is important.It's not only life of babies,but it's the life of children living in,you know,the dark dungeons of the Internet."~Arlington Heights,Il 10/24/00

Favorite sites:
www.usaswimming.org
www.glennston.com/antibush
www.scswimming.com
www.gcrd.org
www.jibjab.com
bushandcheneysuck.com
www.albinoblacksheep.com
www.mychemicalromance.com
www.thursday.com
www.starpulse.com
www.homestarrunner.com

Favorite Movies:
10 Things I Hate about You
NAPOLEON DYNAMYTE
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Life of Brian
Grease
Top Gun
5 People You Meet In Heaven
Happy Gilmore
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Finding Nemo
Save the Last Dance

REALLY REALLY REALLY Sexy Famous People~
1.MICHAEL PHELPS MICHAEL PHELPS MICHAEL PHELPS x a billion.Everyone's like,"He drove drunk"...but so did our President...hee hee hee...
2.BILLIE JOE ARMSTRONG!~Holy crackers...
3.Gerard~(Lead singer for MCR)
4.Frank~(Guitarist for MCR)
5.PAUL McCARTNEY
6.Asthon Kutcher
7.Orlando Bloom
8.Jude Law
9.TOM CRUISE
10.Brad Pitt
11.Mark Wahlberg
12.Heath Ledger
13.Oliver James
14.TOM DeLONGE
15.Andy Rodbunny
16.Johnny Depp

HEROES/HEROINES~
1.Pope John Paul 2nd~This guy survived an asassination attempt,and then later forgave his would be asassin.He prayed for people he didn't even know.He also had Parkinson's disease
2.Katie Couric~Her husband of many years died a couple of years ago,and she still manages to brighten our day every morning.She's also well-composed and so damn peppy...
3.Lance Armstrong~Cancer survivor and winner of the Tour De France( how many times?!)and 2004 athlete of the year.He has VERY strong work ethic.
4.Muhammad Ali~Professional Boxer suffering from Parkinson's Disease.
5.Natalie Coughlin~Olympic Champ(100,200 Back),who deals with severe asthma,but keeps fighting despite the disease.
6.Pastor Danielle~I only knew hre as Vicar D,but she was recently ordained.She was always there when I needed her,and still continues to help me with my problems everyday...no matter how insignificant!
7.Alicia~Some of you only know her as Fayth.One of the coolest people I've ever met...she's another person that talks to me whenever I need it.I wouldn't ever be able to get by without her.
8.E-dub~Emphaticamore...always has a smile on her face,and her first priority seems to be to brighten someone else's day...I honestly wish I could be more like her.
9.Erin~ -sigh- my sis in Clemson...she's helped me with some stuff,so it's only fair that I give her credit.Recently,she's kinda drifted away...
10.Christina~ my sis up in Connecticut...that poem "A Child's Hero"...yeah that's about her.I miss her so much...I haven't seen her in FOREVER!
11.Eve~my sis going up to NY in the fall...-sigh-I'm going to miss her as well.She's been through so much,but always is there to help me whenever I feel bad about myself.She really connects me with through swimming...and I'm so grateful for that.
*)Jesus Christ~Someone who died on the cross for me...HOW COULD HE NOT BE MY HERO?!

S H I T ABOUT ME:
1.Favorie Song: "In My Life"~The Beatles
2.Beach or Mountains: Beach...hotter guys...swimming
3.Names for kids:
 Girls: Carter,Erin,Lauren,Morgan,Emily-Elizabeth,Emily-Rose
 Guys: Aaron,Geoffrey,Cameron,Issac
4.Vanilla,Chocolate,or Strawberry:CHOCOLATE...strawberry = BAD
5.A Night with a Guy or a night with the Girls: A night with the        girls. You can't beat chick flick movie night with a stick...
6.Favorite Band(s): My Chemical Romance,U2,Dave Matthews Band,Hawthorne  Heights,The Used
7.Favorite Colors: Pink,Yellow
8.Favorite Food: hmm...homemade Macaroni and Cheese...HELL YES
9.Michael Phelps vs. Orlando Bloom: hmm...Michael Phelps has the whole swimming-sex appeal-abs-thing going on,but Orlando has the whole accent-beautiful eyes-EXTREMELY WHITE TEETH-thing goin...
10.Favorite Sports Team(s): CLEMSON,UGA,Air Force Academy,Mets,Patriots
11.Favorite tv show(s): Degrassi,Real World,Mad TV
12.Favorite TV channel(s): Fuse,Comedy Central
13.Weakness(es): Chocolate Chip cookies,massages,pictures of Michael Phelps or Jude Law
14.Hate: any person-NO...strongly dislike...YES,our government,close- minded statements,disrespect
15.Fears: KKK,heights,dark,being buried alive,America's future,promises-they're always broken,chickens
16.Highlight of my day: seeing certain people,talking to E-Dub,laughing with friends,doing stupid stuff
17.Fruits or veggies: FRUIT
18.Ringtone on Phone: At the moment...Mission Impossible
19.Fetishes: Paul McCartney,pink(the color,not the singer),ears,Michael Phelps
20.Nicknames: Chunky,K-Kee,Berta