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----black is not a color---
-----but simply the lack of hue---
---life is getting black-----


--------DANIELLE FOR DUMMIES:

me- well, i really enjoy writing and anything artistic.  the  things i love most about life are God, chocolate, my friends, rock-n-roll, drums, tight shirts, and long walks on the beach(lets not forget that quality time in front of the mirror). I really despise small, yet loud animals and people that misuse big words. My writing style is basically whatever comes outta my mind in rhyming words that i can remember long enough to write down.  Most of what i write is lyrics. I cant play any instruments good enough worth noting but i go down the road w/ a microphone sharing my stupidity with the public. i like simple words most of the time cuz i tend to freak people out when i go into intellectual/metaphoric depth that doesnt really mak emuch sense to anyone but me. Most of the poems i write are just ways i release all that my heart holds captive for the sake of saving my sanity. i sorta just write everything i dont wanna say. hope u enjoi.


Jammin Tunes:
staind
system of a down
in flames
switchfoot
LINKIN PARK
LINKIN PARK
LINKIN PARK
three days grace
evanesence
did i mention LINKIN PARK
godsmack
goo goo dolls
bob marley (i dont like his music so much as his hair)
thrice
Nirvana
third day
three doors down
trapt
Red hot chillie peppers
nickelback
project 86
guster
three days grace
puddle of mudd
more puddle of mudd
disturbed
casting crowns
Greenday (old)
skillet
mudvane
MUCH METAL- christain and not so christain-but it all rocks my world
no slipknot or ICP---poo
john mayer (closet fan)

rap music definitley isnt notorious for its empathetic lyrics but i do enjoy

ludicrous
jay-z
eminem
fat joe
and some other stuff i wont state for sake of my image

"country music- the downfall of america"-----words of wisdom spoken by the Katy Rothfork

Radio should ban SImple Plan

Favorite food:
frozen
pizza (poppa johns-mushroom and cheese)
CHINESE FOOD---sorry felix..they tell me its chicken
Tortistos and salsa
cream cheese and jelly
chocolate is definitey the way to my heart
ketchup
texas pete
finger nails--- whenever the frig is empty
peanut butter crackers
rolls from Ryan's
animal crackers
and i like to drink A- LOT!!!>..
of Dr. Pepper, ROOT beer, and cream soda that is and a bit of virgin bacardi, smirnof(green apple) and everclear


IF i GROW UP:
i want to take over the world w/ stewy
become a lawyer (if i dont have a criminal record by then)
maybe do stand up comedy somwhere
id also like to:
find out the meaning of life ( im positive it has some twisted erotic factor)
fly to another country
shake the hand of ADAM SANDLEr- wait.. nevermind- maybe dolunch
jump out an airplane (of course w/ a parachute)
publish my own dictionary (not done)


i beleive in:
GOD
the neccesity of salvation
peanut butter and crackers
tv
running
chocolate milk
metal bands
the combination of red and black
condoms
aliens
lust at first sight
wind
super heroes
patriatism
death for all smokers
bondage
jumping around
skateboarding
accessories

i do NOT believe in:
republicans
democrats
abortion
Michael Jackson
the combination of mayonaise and bread
lying
ID cards
gay guys
driving under the speed limit
people cooler than me
a 5 in lowered waist line
the voices in my head
2 inch purple people

5 major themes of life in Hell:

1- love
2-sex
3-work
4-death
5-laughs

Things to hate:
1- mom
2-dad
3-God (this is sarcasm)
4- forgiveness
5-highschool
  a-teachers
  b-phonies
  c-prom
6-tv
7-your boss
8-rich people
9-your friends
10-humor

Fayth- my short, infadel lesbian lover
omega hate- results of narcotics addiction aka the anti-christ
B Wigglin - fellow member of the dark side
oaktree - homosexual/ compulsive liar
Static Lullaby - the slut aka cheetoh
jam master jay- cool kid thats in love w/ the slut aka cheetoh
Swan-Dat-Tang- master of the dark side
fire and rain- sexy lady
i-like-ur-pants-wait thats me!
the sith lords- domain for all dark side members ( join our contest if you think ur a crappy poet)

my e-mail address is rockinrhymemaster@hotmail.com

This section of my page is for all you people who have nuthing to say:
if you find yourself struck by this inconvenient brain fart then ask the folloeing questions:
"is gravil edible?"
"how would you describe your sex life?"
"what is the source of your happiness?"
"how often do you beat ur meat"
"damn those communist?"
"what do i do when i come to a sighn on the door that says hsup?"
"if you were stranded in a desert and had only a camel and a blanket how many pancakes would it take to tile the ceiling?"
"how much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

More stuff about me--- im one of those people who enjoy making fun of others, being unkind and sarcastic, stealing candy from small children, making faces at truck drivers, stalling telemarketers by making random noises into the phone or asking them to explain their product, then saying i have no money and trying to give them a life story about how im a single mother who never gets child support. well anyways...in my efforts to stroll even further into the darkside where my soul has found complacency, i have gathered quotes from people that are stupid, funny, or just freakin random. i will be posting previous quotes and new ones...so if you know me beware of your word choice or youll end up on here and for everyone else..hope u laugh as hard as i did!!

qoute of the day:/word of the day

3/8/04- "i cant believe theyre still together after all that crap"-random guy whose identity is confidential asks who? "your butt cheeks"  whahahaha
major props to ruth lupo!! funny crap!
word- irksome

k--i havent entered anything in ages...im kinda sad and pissed cuz i got fired yesterday...Damn McDonalds, right? well, after 40 rolls of tissue, a two hour bubble bath, and a much needed indulgence in some chocolate cheese cake, i feel better...ive also recently (more like 2 months ago) met this super sexy dude who has caused me to forfeit my skanky ways and i think i actually may be getting attatched to someone---woah!!

anyways , i know no one really cares about all that crap so getting on w/ it

new quotes:

"im not lazy, im on top"- mike barfeild (funny funny)
"you're fired" Manager of McDonals (stupid)
"youre grounded" ( my dad) also stupid
"so like is it the great wall or the china wall" Jillian Meklin
(gotta love those blondes, eh?)

well, now im feeling inspired....