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*A girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road..
Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.
(In the paper the next day)
A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.
If you would ever do this for someone....then post this on your page now


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  • Last seen on Nov 22 10:22 AM. Member since May 25.
  • I'm a peridot parrot poet for 37 comments.
  • My mood is , and quote is "BANNANA".
  • I am a 21 year old guy (United Kingdom)
  • When I'm not writing, I'm am rideing my bike, on msn, doing jack ass stuff and all ways listernig 2 roc music .
  • I have 37 comments, 2 poems

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Guest Book

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  • Fallen-Thumper on June 7
    haha i rule and well yer you get the rest, ummmmmmm trying to take over guest book, hehe
  • Fallen-Thumper on May 27
    thankz now i wont get you but if that pic gets on here again you wont be able to see much for a long time
  • MoonlitRoses on May 27
    gotta love being a jackass
  • Fallen-Thumper on May 27
    if that pic seeps on here again i will get you

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