Heart broken soul• Show poetry

I am 18 years old and when im not writing i love to talk to my girl Serena, or just hang out with the guys. WOOP WOOP....... (Nathan)"I like...Cheese," "The government took my baby!?!?!?"

Don't Label Me
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I'm Not A Fuzbucking Soup Can!


Break it down to a fraction, im doing decimal subtraction to find the reaction (3OH!3)


(I do this for the SEXUAL THRILL!!!!!!!!)








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MY famous quotes:

"I cant wait to see SERENA♥♥♥♥"

"Im not a nazi... i just look like one"

"Im a ninja so it will be ok"

"dont take my cheese-it's"

"Why am i so lucky?"

"OMG...I dont care"

"dont touch ME!!!"

"If only....."

"I like..oxygen"

"why must the good die alone?"

I like to listen to Ramstein, Lemon demon, lots of 80's rock, and the pokemon theme.

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To those lost on 9/11

all of of us sat and watched what happened on that day. no matter where you were you kno what happened. so many lives lost and there was nothing any of us could do about it. all we could do was pray for the families of the lost ones. the families need to remember that all of the U.S is praying for them because of this tragic attack on not just them but to our country. so please just pray for those families who lost loved ones on that day and also that they will not let this come back to haunt them because it was not them on that day, but the loved ones they cherished so much.

please repost this if you or someony you kno lost someone on that day and let them kno you are there for them in their time of need.

They will always be in our hearts

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My favorite poem

The road not taken
By Robert Frost

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent in the undergrowth;

Then took the other, as just as fair,
And having perhaps the better claim,
Because it was grassy and wanted wear;
Though as for that the passing there
Had worn them really about the same,

And both that morning equally lay
In leaves no step had trodden black.
Oh, I kept the first for another day!
Yet knowing how way leads on to way,
I doubted if I should ever come back.

I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I--
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.

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Got A Problem With Me?
Solve It.
Think I'm Tripping?
Tie My Laces.
Can't Face Me?
Turn Around.
Wanna Mess With Me?
Bad Idea.
Want To Be Like Me?
Impossible.
Want To Have Me?
Can't. Taken.

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Subliminal messaging


Bring the cheese,
Round up some chips
I want nacho's
And marshmallows
Next i want to see you
So wheres the food?

Gone on a camping trip
And where is my food?
Yay food is here..
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[Put This On Your Page If you
Were Abused Or Are Against
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THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR
1) When there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn’t you.
2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, “Hi Chinel. How’s your day been?”
6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”
7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator while saying work it girl! And telling them to pose.
8)Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment
9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
10) Leave a box in the cornerwith a wind up clock in it, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
12) Ask, “Did you feel that?”
13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14) When the doors close, announce to the others, “It’s okay, don’t panic, they open again!”
15) Swat at flies that don’t exist.
16) Tell people that you can see their aura.
17) Call out, “Group Hug!” and then enforce it.
18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, “Shut up, all of you, just shut up!”
19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, “Got enough air in there?”
20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off
21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, “Your one of THEM!” and back away slowly.
22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers
23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, “I have new socks on”.
26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, “This is MY personal space”

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There was a boy and a girl.
girl: Do you think Im pretty?
boy: no
girl: Do you want to be with me forever?
boy: no
girl: If I were to leave would you cry?
boy: no
The girl had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face, the boy grabed her arm and said: Your not pretty, your beautiful. I dont want to be with you forever, I NEED to be with you forever. I wouldnt cry if you walked away....I'd die.


If you think this is cute and or want a boy/guy to say this to you repost this on your page.

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Hello and welcome to the mental health hotline.

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* If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's maiden name.
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* If you have low self esteem, please hang up. All our operators are far too busy to talk to you.

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A girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road..
Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.
(In the paper the next day)
A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.
If you would ever do this for someone....then post this on your page asap

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I love you just the way you are

Im sorry if I don't meet your standards
I'm sorry if I'm not a
I'm sorry if my boobs aren't big enough to "satisfy" your needs.
I'm sorry if I'm not skinny enough for you to see my ribs
I'm sorry if I'm not pretty enough to be "your girl".
I'm sorry if I'm not taned enough for you
I'm sorry if I'm not a playboy model so I can't act like a porn star for you.
I'm sorry if I'm weird
I'm sorry that I write about you every day
I'm sorry if i don't have a dream body that turns you on.
I'm sorry if im not tall enough.
I'm sorry if I don't have sex with you on the first date.
I'm sorry if I'm annoying
I'm sorry if my hair is not long enough.
I'm sorry that im different from those other girls
I'm sorry i won't hang all over you, and be a complete tramp to make you happy.
I'm sorry that I actually care about you
and actually call to see how you're doing.

But most of all...

I'm sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are.
If you're a girl and you agree with this letter, repost as "I'm sorry".
If you're one of the FEW GUYS with enough balls to repost and you would never make your girl feel this way, repost as "I love you just the way you are

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Honesty/Crime:
( ) I am a terrible liar.
(x) I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't
(x) I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
(x) I've snuck out of my house.
(x) I have lied to my parents about where I am.
(x) I am keeping a secret from the world
(x) I've cheated while playing a game.
(x) I've cheated on a test.
(x) I've run a red light.
(x) I've been suspended from school.
(x) I've witnessed a crime.
(x) I've been in a fist fight.
( ) I've been arrested.


Death and Suicide:
( ) I'm afraid of dying.
( ) I hate funerals.
(x) I've seen someone die.
(x) Someone I know has attempted suicide.
(x) Someone close to me has committed suicide.
(x) I've attempted suicide.


Relationships:
(x) I've had someone cheat on me.
(x) I've gone on a blind date.
(x) I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
(x) I miss someone right now.
( ) have a fear of commitment.
(x) I have a fear of abandonment.
( ) I've cheated in a relationship.
(x) I've been the cheatee ( if that means that you were the person some cheated on their gf/bf with )
( ) I've gotten divorced
(x) I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
(x) I've told someone I loved them
( ) I've kept something from a past relationship.


Sexuality:
( ) I've had a crush on someone of the same sex
( ) I've had a crush on a teacher.
(x) I am a cuddler.
(x) I love to flirt.
(x) I've been kissed in the rain.
(x) I've hugged a stranger.
( ) have kissed a stranger.
(x) I've kissed a boy
(x) I've kissed a girl