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Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2008

*Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.
*Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
*Number 8
Men have two emotions:
Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich .
*Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day,
teach a person to use the internet
and they won't bother you for weeks.
*Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky ....
Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile
when you shove them down the stairs.
*Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,
lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
*Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather.
It pays no attention to Criticism.
*Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00
and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?
*Number 2
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

And The Number 1 Thought For 2008 :

We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where millions of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of Immigration?

'Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers
What you do today, might Burn Your Ass Tomorrow'



I understand how scissors can beat paper,and I get how a rock can beat scissors,
But there's no F***ing way paper can beat rock.
Is paper supposed to magically wrap around rock and leave it immobile?
Why the hell can't paper do this people?
Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class?
I'll tell you why,because paper can't beat anybody.A rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds.
When I play rock paper scissors,I always choose rock.Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say ,Oh Shit ! I'm sorry,I thought paper would protect you.


Being Happy
Doesn't Mean
Everything's Perfect:
It Means That You Decided
To Look Beyond The Imperfections

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass...
Its about learning to dance in the rain

I Know you believe you understand
What you think I said
But I'm not sure you realized that
What you heard is not what I meant


Fall in Love or fall in Hate
Get inspired or be depressed
Ace a test or flunk a class
Dance on tables or sit in the corner
Life is divine Chaos.Embrace It
Forgive yourself. Breathe.
And enjoy the ride


When you constantly punish those that are honest with you,
what does that say about how honest you are with yourself

Jesus loves me..... Even with my piercings and tattoo's