The Book of Bafflement Project

I am the founder and former Pope(His Assholiness, Hal the First) of the Church of the Blameless life.Having recently promoted myself to the level of Semi-Sweet-Demi-God, I have decided that it is high time we had a Bible to thump.This site being the Font of All Wisdom, as far as I'm concerned,I am soliciting your contributions to the Book of Bafflement. What I'm looking for is parables,poems, psalms,creation myths,ceremonies,revealations,pictures,whatever you can come up with. You don't have to join the church to join the group,we can't blame you if you don't(really,we cant,it's Against Our Religon)But if you would like to join,e-mail me (see my profile)and you will recieve a handsome Certificate of Membership at absolutly no cost.My goal is to eventually collect everything into one volume and put a copy in every hotel room in America.