Jam Covered Mongoose

SOMEWHERE, in the vast expanse of Strawberry Jamness, our savior swims.  The strong currents faze him not. For He swims for US… for our salvation. Until the momentous day He reaches the magical light, He shall rise to this challenge with a Green Glimmer in his determined eyes… 

The Siblinghood of the Jam Covered Mongoose was founded by Hugh Propeller, a wise poet who, one fateful night, discovered 'THE GOLDEN HAIR': one single, glowing strand of wonder, laying on his piece of Strawberry Jam Toast. Instantly, he was ENLIGHTENED.

For this was no ORDINARY hair. This was 'THE HAIR': indisputably sent to Earth by The Almighty Mongoose, swimming for all of us in the Vast Expanse of Strawberry Jamness towards a magical Green Light that will ultimately bring salvation to us all. There was no other explanation. 'THE HAIR' truly was His message to the world... that we are not alone... that He swims... FOR US.

Energized by this discovery, Hugh was suddenly hurled into a FURY of MADNESS. Swiftly scooping Strawberry Jam with his bare hands, Hugh scaled the kitchen walls, desperately scrawling the thoughts that OOZED through his mind, in remarkable poetic meter.

Soon, the entire kitchen was covered in fabulously crafted Words of Jam. But no sooner than he had etched the last letter, Hugh suddenly, and mysteriously DIED.

As he drifted into the afterlife, Monstrous Snakes of EVIL slithered into his kitchen, and up the walls, hissing, and LICKING the Jam from off of them. Not one to be insulted, The Almighty Mongoose sent Hugh back to Earth, having witnessed for himself, the Glory of the Green Glimmer.

Hugh awoke, and the snakes had long gone. But so had the words. HOWEVER, due to his remarkable memory, and the power the Mongoose had invested within him... he has begun to write them down again... this time, on paper. Join him as he completes his legacy... JOIN HIM in worship, of THE JAM COVERED MONGOOSE.