Help me write an utterly nutso crazy story using your utterly crazy nutso skills

HELLO ALL YE FELLOW UTTERLY CRAZY NUTSO PPL!

I want help writing a funny story. By entering this group, you are letting me use what you sayin a story. (just so you know)

Anyway, you all know that there is a crazy totally utterly nutso side burried DEEP WITHIN YOU! *omg*

So here's how it can work-

The first person, like, for example says-

Once apon a time there was a little girl.

Then the next person says-

The little girl was actually a chicken. (or something else totally crazy)

Then the story keeps going on and on until we crazy ourselves out! When we are done, we will have the most hilarious story EVER that anyone in the group can use!

But i will delete anyone from the group if they do not help with the story.....bye bye!