so i'm 17. sometimes i hate my life..therefore i made up a much better one 
one day i discovered that the rummors were true and i was indeed a mermaid vampire! its very cool..but also hard keeping a secret identity. ohh shit..that probably means i shouldn't have put that on here
. I am the leader of all ducks and all penguins praise me (see occupation). To deal with the stress of being a mermaid vampire i write tons and tons..and also spaz out. its funstuff. join me sometime.
Of course, that is only one of my secret identities. I have several. The next plausible explanation for my mental capabilities (or lack thereof..you decide
) - profesional cupcake eater. yup thats right, its a job, and a damn good one at that. i sit about all day tasting yummy frosting and if i disapprove I throw baked goods out the window as my subjects stare at me in my extremely pink dress in fear.
And recently I have also decided that it is possible that I could a mud puddle trapped in a human body. this means i have a strange affinity for melting onto other people and eating worms. which gives me super strength! i will defeat the world - i changed my mind i'm a mud puddle villain. my powers include getting under people's skin, mind control, invisibility and of course shooting mud at people..that'll get them
so a quick flash to my real life: I've had a really hard time dealing with life..buut its paying off right now i have an amazing boyfriend that for some reason thinks i'm the greatest thing ever..so thats always good. he knows everything about me..and still hasn't run away so that has to count for something. i don't know why I send people running but i just do. no one can make me do what i don't want to. if you don't fucking want to deal with your emotions, then don't read my poetry thanks have a nice day..
one day i discovered that the rummors were true and i was indeed a mermaid vampire! its very cool..but also hard keeping a secret identity. ohh shit..that probably means i shouldn't have put that on here
. I am the leader of all ducks and all penguins praise me (see occupation). To deal with the stress of being a mermaid vampire i write tons and tons..and also spaz out. its funstuff. join me sometime. Of course, that is only one of my secret identities. I have several. The next plausible explanation for my mental capabilities (or lack thereof..you decide
) - profesional cupcake eater. yup thats right, its a job, and a damn good one at that. i sit about all day tasting yummy frosting and if i disapprove I throw baked goods out the window as my subjects stare at me in my extremely pink dress in fear.And recently I have also decided that it is possible that I could a mud puddle trapped in a human body. this means i have a strange affinity for melting onto other people and eating worms. which gives me super strength! i will defeat the world - i changed my mind i'm a mud puddle villain. my powers include getting under people's skin, mind control, invisibility and of course shooting mud at people..that'll get them
so a quick flash to my real life: I've had a really hard time dealing with life..buut its paying off right now
i have an amazing boyfriend that for some reason thinks i'm the greatest thing ever..so thats always good. he knows everything about me..and still hasn't run away so that has to count for something. i don't know why I send people running but i just do. no one can make me do what i don't want to. if you don't fucking want to deal with your emotions, then don't read my poetry thanks have a nice day..- Last seen on Nov 2 12:32 PM. Member since June 1, 2007.
- I'm a malachite opening poet for 415 comments.
- My mood is , and quote is "my feet are happy too".
- I am a 17 year old girl (United Kingdom)
- When I'm not writing, I'm raising penguins in guam whilst playing with ducklings.
- I have 415 comments, 3 contests, 55 poems, 1 story
My Poetry
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I'm shiny like varnish
I can't stand the site44 lines, 1 comment, November 16, 2008. In Thoughts -
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they all, they always stood tall she calls it crazy, nothings meant to solve15 lines, 3 comments, April 22, 2008
My Stories
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It was a sparkling, brisk night. So many people looke forward to the light, that is to say the morning. The night was a scary place for most, uncertain and marvolous. Which is why I always loved it. You could never see the tr
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Chelsea Void on August 15, 2008I just read through your about me thing up there since I don't know when. but yes it's rather funny
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photay.poetry on November 9, 2007whats up? i haven't been on in a while but you still seem to have your sence of humor! thats good. so how's it going. and i'm being annoying just type monkeyninja in reply.
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photay.poetry on July 16, 2007r u kidding!!?> your hilrious?! i think if everyone had your sence of humor then maybe shcool would be fun!! your so modest too?!?! and dont you say your not!! i heard it from cookie monster and everythign he says is true!!ohh and about everyone leaving thing, dont worry. that happens to me to. so i just decided to follow them. who else would i have to annoy?
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glued-to on July 5, 2007btw don't waste your time reading my stuff...it honestly sucks have a nice day though XD
