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DO THIS ONE BY ONE! DONT LOOK AHEAD! THIS IS LIKE 99.9% TRUE!!

1) Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2) Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3)your first initial?
4) Your month of birth?
5) Which color do you like more black or white?
6) Name of person of the same sex as you?
7) Your favorite number?
8) Do you like California or Florida more?
9) Do you like the lake or ocean more?
10) Write down a wish (a realistic one)
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THE ANSWERS
1) You are completely in love with this person.
2) If you chose:
Red- you are alert and your life is full of love.
Black- you are conservative and aggressive.
Green- your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue- you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Yellow- you are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
3) If your initial is:
A-K you have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R you try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.
S-Z you like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4) If you were born in:
Jan-Mar The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you will fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr-Jun You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sep You will have a great year and experience a major life changing experience for the good.
Oct-Dec Your love life will not be too great but will eventually find your soul mate.
5) If you choose:
Black- your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White- you will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6) This person is your best friend.
7) This is how many close friends you have in your life time.
8) If you choose:
California- you like adventure.
Florida- you are a laid back person.
9) If you choose:
Lake- you are loyal to your friends and to your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean- You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10) This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in ONE HOUR



My name is Chris

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I werent ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I cant do a wrong

I cant speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark

My folks arent home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe ill just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Chariles bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

Im so afraid now

I starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

Hes already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"Im sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is Chris

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

And you can help

Sickens me top the soul,

And if you read this

and dont pass it on

I pray for your forgivness

Because you would have to be

One heartless person

To not be effected

By this Poem

And because u r effected,

Do something about it!

So all i ask you to do

Is pass this on

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE!


100 ways to annoy people in an elevator:

1) When a new passenger comes in, ask what floor they want.
Press every button EXCEPT that one.

2) Randomly walk in circles while staring at the ground.
Change direction everytime you hit a wall/passenger ect.

3) Hum the mission impossible tune while darting your eyes between passengers.

4) Write "Out Of Order" on a piece of paper and hide it behind your back. When a passenger comes in, wait until the doors have closed and, regarding the piece of paper, say "I wonder why this was stuck on the door when I came in?"

5) Lick gummy bears and stick them to things. i.e: walls/buttons/passengers ect.

6) When the elevator is full, shout "Group Hug!" and enforce it.

7) Try and purchase items of clothing (i.e: underwear) from other passengers.

8) Stand in the corner and stare at the wall, not saying anything to anyone.

9) When there is only you and ONE another passenger in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you.

10) Stare at another passenger and finally shout, "You're one of them!, aren't you?!" and move into the corner, staring at the wall.

11) Have a conversation with someone that's not there. Get into deep detail about guns, knifes, ect.

12) Insist on holding the door for your friend. After a while, (before they go in works best) let go of the door and say "hows it going John?"

13) When the doors close, scream and start banging on the doors to let you out.

14) Sniff peoples' shoulders.

15) If there is an intercom on the elevator, when comes on, fall over and scream "the voices!"

16) Just before the doors are about to open, press the 'emergency help' button, the one that's a radio connection to somewhere, then run out of the lift and leave the other passengers wondering what to say.

17) Get as many of your friends as you can together into one lift and all sit on the floor. Insist that the waiting people CAN and WILL fit in, then moan when you get trampled on.

18) When the elevator is REALLY crowded, let a HUGE fart out and say, "Damn it! I crapped my pants again!" (funnyer with brown pants)

19) Hold the elevator door open and call people in who aren't really going then.

20) Try to comfort your imaginary person when they start freaking out because they are scared of enclosed spaces.

21) Put a clock in a box with loads of wires glued to it and put it in the corner,
then ask people if they hear that ticking sound.

22) In an elevator full of people, try to stand in front of the ugliest man, and all of a sudden start yelling at him and accusing him of touching your ass.

23) Bang your head against the wall whilst humming.

24) Press all the buttons in the elevator, even if they have already been pressed, while laughing so hard you are almost screaming (or with a really girly giggle).

25) Wait until the elevator is pratically full, with the doors closed, and then ask, in a loud voice, "Does anyone know which floor they keep the corpses on?"

26) Have a friend follow you into an elevator and pretend to not notice them. hold the door open for as long as you can insiting that your friend is coming. After a while let the doors close then turn to you friend and say, "Oh, there you are!"

27) Act like a dog, growl at people.

28) Announce in a demonic voice: “I must find a more suitable host body.”

29) Apply dripping red paint around the edge of the roof hatch. When someone enters, look upwards and whisper "I think they want in..."

30) Ask everyone what they made for their side dish.

31) Ask someone to take your temperature, then turn around and bend over.

32) Ask, “Did you hear that cable snapping sound?”

33) Attempt to hypnotize the other passengers.

34) Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

35) Blow spit balls at the ceiling.

36) Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your Kleenex to other passengers.

37) Blow your nose on your sleeve.

38) Bring a camera, take pictures of everybody in the elevator.

39) Bring a chair along.

40) Bring easy math flash cards on the elevator and ask the person next to you to help you study them (get them wrong).

41) Burp, and then say, “Mmmm...tasty!”

42) Call the psychic hotline from you cell phone, and ask if they know what floor you’re on.

43) Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.

44) Challenge people to games of hide-and-seek.

45) Clutch your stomach and gasp.

46) Collapse on the floor when the elevator goes up, then get up and look embarrassed.

47) Collect an elevator tax.

48) Count down from 100,000 out loud.

49) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: “Got enough air in there?”

50) Do Tai Chi exercises.

51) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your “personal space.”

52) Draw a volleyball on the wall of the elevator and insist you have been trapped in there for 3 months. Formally introduce everyone to the volleyball!

53) Dress as a clergy member of the opposite sex.

54) Get on with a friend and wait until there's at least 3 strangers on with you.....then fall to the floor in an epileptic fit.

56) Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”

57) Eat jello through a straw.

58) Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"

59) Give each passenger a round of applause as they enter or leave.

60) Give each passenger a ticket and remind them that door prize drawing is in half an hour.

61) Give people lectures about the periodic table of elements.

62) Give religious tracts to each passenger.

63) Go into extreme detail explaining how you were trapped in an elevator once for two weeks.

64) Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral then ignore them.

65) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit! All of you just shut UP!"

66) Guard the button panel so no one can touch it. Growl and bite at anyone’s fingers who attept to cross you.

67) Have a picnic in the elevator.

68) Have a seizure.

69) Holler “Chutes away!” whenever the elevator descends.

70) Hug yourself.

71) Hum the theme to Jeopardy.

72) If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler, "Bad touch!" or "Was it good for you too?"

73) Introduce yourself as Ochenga-Wangaa The great chief and begin telling stories of your native island.

74) Jump up when the elevator reaches a stop.

75) Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they want to play.

76) Lean over to another passenger and whisper: “Noogie patrol coming!”

77) Leave a box between the doors.

78) Wear a box on your head and insist that your a turtle.

79) Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

80) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

81) Make race car noises when the elevator starts moving.

82) Make sure the emergency phone is working.

83) Meow occasionally.

84) Move a desk in to the elevator, and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

85) Mumble autistically about the possibilities of elevator accidents.

86) Offer a bite of your fresh tangerine to everyone coming on board.

87) Offer hitman services.

88) Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

89) On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go “plink” at the bottom.

90) Open a lemonade stand.

91) Perform the Hamlet soliloquy. When a new passenger enters, start over again.

92) Place police tape (CRIME SCENE DO NOT CROSS) on the inside of the doors and play dead.

93) Play patty-cake with the door.

94) Pray to Budda.

95) Preach about the end of the world.

96) Pretend you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

97) Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.

98) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock.

99) Read a book upside down.

100) Say "Ding!" at each floor or "I wonder what all these do," and push the red buttons.


When a girl says she can't live without you, she has made up her mind that you are her future

When a girl says, "I miss you," no one in this world can miss you more than that

When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around

When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind

when she wants a hug she will look at you with longing in her eyes and just stand there

When a girl bumps into your arm while walking with you she wants you to hold her hand

When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a few seconds, she is not fine at all

When a girl smiles at you shyly, she is wishing deeply that you would kiss her

When a girl can't keep her eyes off you, and smiles and blushes every time you look at her, she likes you too much to be described

When a girl can't stop thinking about you and confides this in her friends, she is wishing that you will be there by her forever

When a girl lays her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever

A girl always dreams about:

having a guy sneak up behind her and wrap his arms around her, then whisper "i love you." in her ear

having a guy call her at 3 in the morning, just to say i love you

having a guy stay up all night thinking about her

having a guy brag to his friends about her

a guy kissing her in the rain

a guy kissing her under the stars

having a guy write her a song