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DR. UE GILBERT Ls.D.


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Twist
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Boom boom boom boom boom
Boom boom boom boom
I spoke a name for many days
Pronouncing it in several ways
*ahhhhhh*

I spoke a name for many days
Pronouncing it in several ways
And moving letters all around
And when you heard the end result
I told you it was not my fault
If you were here more of the day
It wouldn't twist around that way

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-by PHiSH


iflifewasacherywouldyoueatitandwouldyouputitonicecreamorwouldyoujusteatitbyitselfifindmyselfpuzzlingoverthismanyamondayeveningwhenihavemanyahatonmyheadandmanyawatchonmywristithinkthateverytimeilookatyourselfinthemirrorifindalittledittyrunningthroughmyheadanditgoessomethinglikethisgoodgodwhateverhappenedtothegoodolddaysthatwereneverhereialsohaveaticklingsensationinmyearseverynightthatigetoutofbedthinkingaboutredandwhitesheepwhichisneverthursdaysespeciallywellihavetogoiwillseeyouinsomeotherloopholesomewhereattheendoftheuniverse

(if life was a chery would you eat it? and would you put it on icecream or would you just eat it by itself? i find myself puzzling over this many a monday evening when i have many a hat on my head and many a watch on my wrist. i think that everytime i look at yourself in the mirror i find a little ditty running through my head, and it goes something like this. good god whatever happened to the good old days that were never here. i also have a tickling sensation in my ears every night that i get out of bed thinking about red and white sheep, which is never, thursdays especially. well i have to go. i will see you in some other loophole somewhere at the end of the universe)

the professor and i have this plan to build a public lounge in glen ellyn, illinois.  it will be free and have tons and tons and tons of cumfy (yes, cumfy) chairs and couches.  we will support it by having dances and concerts there and we will also have a juice/coffee/pie cafe.  oh, and it will have all sorts of art up on the walls and ceiling and really cool architecture. it will be really cool.  wow, i sound like an excited little kid.  open 25 hours a day, 6 days a week!  it will be awesome.  all we need now is lots of investors.  it will be not-for-profit, so by investors i meant people who donate lots of money and don't expect to get it back.  yeah...

memorable quote(s) by the doctor:

"You can't get me, I've got a bustier!"
(yes, i did say that.  i also happened to be wearing it at the time)

"Could I just see men?"

"Man, if I was a lesbian I'd date Atom too."

"if I were that big I'd be happy too."
(ok, that was said by Professor.  we were talking about a really happy, really big dog.)

-i was rudely interrupted in the process of editing this profile.  more will come.  yes, that's right, i just said, "more will come"-