Every given sunday• Show poetry

See me???
Um there isn't much to say really
I was in love, lost it
Was high on life, came crashin down
Then my friend handcuffed me
Took advantage of me
And all was right in the world



Hmm, well nothin else to say
Bored much here
Anybody wanna entertain me??


Funny Quotes

HOOVER DAM

Well this sux

Back away from my woman

Hmm you think we should head in?
Naw it ain't even stormin yet?...
*lightening strike ground nearby*
Ya know I really think we should head in.

And that is what grace is for. . . .

Oh so you think you can handle this??

Peanut butter and jelly

Wha the fookie

WHITE PICKET FENCE

WHY ARE THEY TOUCHING ME . . . AGAIN

keep your hands off the props. . . .chet hands off the props. . . .no chet your fingers cannot be there either. . .CHET!!

lalalala lalalala your a loser goodbye

haha she split her pants

hi Mrs. Bob's mom...we keep Bob and Josh locked in this closet right here..

charlie brown

Ha that is SO not the standard use of an english text book

HEY look guys I can fly!...uh maybe not...

Chains, whips, handcuffs, pain, ...wow sounds like the perfect girlfriend...when do I meet her?

Why ever should they be mad at me...I just wanna seduece their little girl?

Damn you, damn you to hell n back...

Ya know those lil metal trash cans with the ridges?

I wanna chicken

Ya don't even know my prospective
Well what IS your prospective?
One where I feel stupid

You died?! You never told me you DIED!!

once I had a cat that swallowed your mom. . .and ate your dad. . .he also lived in the white house with mother bear. . . .
What???!!
Just seein if you were payin attention

You gonna faint?? Can't you at least wait until after Alax's solo??

You killed my ice!! Oh, how could you? I hate you,now.

PUNKED OUT SNOWMAN!

Funny girl. But then again I guess your mom never told you, funny girls don't get dates...

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me!

OK students...everybody get in the closet and do your thing

Everybody, I have an announcement..I just realized my lifelong dream, I've always wanted to be a ballerina

It's snowing, it's snowing!!!....Wait a minute, it's snowing?

I wish I didn't even wear pants today, I mean it doesn't feel like I'm even wearing pants, so why wear them??

The worlds not a garden so dont be a hoe

Oh, yea..Bring it...I can so be manly in lilac!

HONEYBISCUIT!!!

Two Words: THE RULES

I am just a lowly pen..people just throw me aside after using me.

yo, you sound like a british man tryin to be an american faking an irish accent while chewin on sandpaper

je t'aime monsieur rottet!
...bonjour!




kippik is a lepercoun in a leper colony south of france..we love him very much and I realize this is completely random and misspelled but yay kippik!!





What Can I Say? Katie Had A Moment....

talk and I will stay. if you're lucky. and if I'm well. and days become night and you have secrets to tell.

I'm losing all my friends to my friends, my loves to their loves, and my heart to a strong pepsi and an ipod full of sorrow.

the one I want, he doesn't exsist, he lives in my mind. I've lived with liars for years and never knew I was blindfolded. they don't know I can see know, perfect time for revenge. but now I live in a masquerade and don't know who's who. too many of the same masks and too few of the same people. I'm lost and falling for something unknown. at least to the ones who think I'm alone.

this is the far corner of my mind
the one not made for thinking
but for unearthing heartache
and drenching it with lonliness

everyone cries black tears and the trees they sit under are dead.
broken hearts line the unpaved lanes and a few bottles fall from limp hands.





HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn?t have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

Repost this in your jounal if you believe homophobia is wrong.