Escorting Oscar• Show poetry

I am me, that's plain for most people. I'm gay, as is clear, and I love writing poetry, but it's normally awful so little will be shown here darlings. I adore the 1920s, the end of decadence in my opinion. I adore Oscar Wilde and Stephen Fry but I rarely get time to read them, more's the pity. I like champagne, chocolates and spending money, preferably when I don't have it; it just knocks the shadows away from a dreary day. My favourite thing is to sit in a nice little bar, nothing loud, with a ridiculously prised champagne cocktail, and just watch the world floating by.

I have no fixed poetry style; I try not to get bogged down in the dreariness that is self indulgent depressing twaddle that often characterises poetry. I find many voices, many themes, the less important the better. I like structure, and wait for a structure to hit me rather than chasing one down, as is my philosophy with men. I'll leave you all to it now, I'm sure you have many better things to do with your time than read this. Go out, get drunk, take drugs and have sex with who ever, it's what the world's for.