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Name: Jodi

Hobbies: Painting, writing, watching movies, reading, and skating

Favorite Celebrity: Tupac, I like his poetry, his music and he seems like he was a very interesting person to me.

Asiring: artist, Cosmetic Dentist, known artist (even if I was famous after I died I would totally be cool with it )and published poet... that's all i can think of today!

Current school situation: Majoring in Biology and Chemistry. I have almost got my Associates in Science... only eight years of college to go!

My perfect day (with someone special): I would love to wake up to breakfast in bed (but not with breakfast food), go somewhere that is very remote (with no cell phone service) then stroll around just taking in all the nature and fresh air, have a picnic on the edge of a cliff or something, watch the sunset and not worry about anything.

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Quotes that I find interesting, funny, ironic, or random...

It is always easier to ask forgiveness than it is to get permission. ~Adm. Grace Hopper

"Beauty fades, dumb is forever." ~Judge Judy

If you want to know someone's true personality, just watch them drive." ~Unknown

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children." ~Clarence Darrow

If the government was really serious about preventing people from drinking and then driving, they wouldn't allow bars to have parking lots." ~Unknown

"If you can't be kind, at least be vague." ~Judith Manners

"It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt." ~Mark Twain

"Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hard-working, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then - we elected them." ~Lily Tomlin

"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it." ~Aristotle

"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?" ~George W. Bush

"Great minds discuss ideas;
Average minds discuss events;
Small minds discuss people. ~Unknown

Art is meant to disturb. ~Georges Braque

Never cut what you can untie. ~Joseph Joubert

Yesterday is gone. Tomorrow has not yet come. We have only today. Let us begin. ~Mother Teresa

Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today. ~James Dean

After all there is but one race - humanity. ~George Moore

I wish they would only take me as I am. ~Vincent Van Gogh


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Top 10 Dangers of Gay Marriage
(Please read this before you assume that I am a homophobic, ultra convervative moron!)

1. Being Gay Is Not Natural
And real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning, tattoos, piercings and silicon breasts...

2. Gay Marriage Will Encourage People To Be Gay
In the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3. Legalizing Gay Marriage Will Open The Door To All Kinds Of Crazy Behavior
People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract. Lamps are next.

4. Straight Marriage Has Been Around A Long Time And Hasn't Changed At All
Hence why women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5. Straight Marriage Will Be Less Meaningful If Gay Marriage Were Allowed
And we can't let the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage be destroyed.

6. Straight Marriages Are Valid Because They Produce Children
So therefore, gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our population isn't out of control, our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7. Obviously Gay Parents Will Raise Gay Children
Since, of course, straight parents only raise straight children.

8. Gay Marriage Is Not Supported By Religion
In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9. Children Can Never Succeed Without A Male And A Female Role Model
Which is exactly why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10. Gay Marriage Will Change The Foundation Of Society; We Could Never Adapt To New Social Norms
Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

That was emailed to me and I thought it was sort of funny and made quite a bit of sense...