C'mon guys!
The ladies have 20 entries!
Ya gonna let them out do ya?
Alright, guys, you knew this was comin' ~
If the ladies are gettin' in touch with their
masculine side,
(see http://allpoetry.com/contest/show/2425385 
then yep:
You get to feel like a woman!
Time to let your hair down & strut like the woman you
know you are What does if feel like in those high heels
& skirts, knowin' some perv is lookin' ya up?
Do ya feel sassy, sophisticated & sexy?
Write from a woman's perspective, but none of that B-movie
bimbo stuff (some of y'all like to think women are like that,
but c'mon 
). Oh, and if ya put on a pair of Daisy Dukes,
please be aware that there are children present!
This is open to all ages.
No cussin' or erotic/porn ~ a lady is sensual,
but not a piece of meat.
No line limit, but please be reasonable!
Rhyme, free-verse, whatever makes you feel pretty.
Also, you won't be critiqued on proper etiquet,
but please use spell check & common sense.
There may be a Round 2 for the finalists,
men vs. women ~ if so, my wife and I will probably
be askin' for suggestions.
And no, no wet t-shirt contests!
Ok guys, time to slip into something comfortable,
it's time to feel like a woman!
Shania Twain ~ Man, I Feel Like A Woman
(Click HERE for the video)
I'm going out tonight-I'm feelin' alright
Gonna let it all hang out
Wanna make some noise-really raise my voice
Yeah, I wanna scream and shout
No inhibitions-make no conditions
Get a little outta line
I ain't gonna act politically correct
I only wanna have a good time
The best thing about being a woman
Is the prerogative to have a little fun (fun, fun)
Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy-forget I'm a lady
Men's shirts-short skirts
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild-yeah, doin' it in style
Oh, oh, oh, get in the action-feel the attraction
Color my hair-do what I dare
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free-yeah, to feel the way I feel
Man! I feel like a woman!
The girls need a break-tonight we're gonna take
The chance to get out on the town
We don't need romance-we only wanna dance
We're gonna let our hair hang down
The best thing about being a woman
Is the prerogative to have a little fun (fun, fun)
Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy-forget I'm a lady
Men's shirts-short skirts
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild-yeah, doin' it in style
Oh, oh, oh, get in the action-feel the attraction
Color my hair-do what I dare
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free-yeah, to feel the way I feel
Man! I feel like a woman!
The best thing about being a woman
Is the prerogative to have a little fun (fun, fun)
Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy-forget I'm a lady
Men's shirts-short skirts
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild-yeah, doin' it in style
Oh, oh, oh, get in the action-feel the attraction
Color my hair-do what I dare
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free-yeah, to feel the way I feel
Man! I feel like a woman!
I get totally crazy
Can you feel it
Come, come, come on baby
I feel like a woman
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on December 23, 2008
- Rewards: Gold: 400, Silver: 200, Bronze: 100, Honorable mention: 4 people
- Final notes: Sorry for the mix up. Here are the correct winners for the contest. Congrats.
Gold: The Woman In Me, by Still Standing
Silver: What A Girl Wants..., by Amethyst SilverMoon
Bronze: Slick sista Mercedes, by Griswold
HMs (4 total, 2 trophies need to be added):
~ All American Harry Jones Becomes a Woman, by BeautifulMelancholy
~ Man! I feel Like a Woman, by Justinintendo
~ I Need A Man!, by Allan Emery
~ "Wrong Again", by feetus
Contest Winners
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Yawn...Whew time to wake up
shower, dress and put on my make-upby Still Standing 70 lines, 14 comments, on Nov 4 10:47 AM 2008. In Weird, Fantasy
Gold trophy winner
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What do I want?
well here's a start• Viewed by judge. [remove] - Error: Unable to find finalist item 4717147, it seems to have been deleted :( [remove]
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My eyes pop open, the clock reads 4:30,
Go to the rest room 'cause I have to pee,• Viewed by judge. [remove] - Error: Unable to find finalist item 4717615, it seems to have been deleted :( [remove]
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Silver trophy winner
Bronze trophy winner
Honorable mention
Entries [16]
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You say I'm hot and that your gonna rock my world
if thats so then why when i step up to you and say come on studby WindWalker 9 lines, on Oct 27 5:49 AM 2008• Viewed by judge. -
Man, I love my breasts!
Boy, I love my thighs!by DumbBaby 38 lines, 3 comments, on Oct 30 10:56 PM 2008• Viewed by judge. -
I've no idea which top I ought to choose
To tell him that I want him just enoughby cricketjeff 17 lines, 6 comments, on Nov 16 4:19 PM 2008• Viewed by judge. -
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Haha... I'm a man
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Wheres all those men like on tv
gathered around to fall in love with me
by --Rising Fallen-- 18 lines, 3 comments, on Dec 16 4:50 PM 2008. In Humor• Viewed by judge.
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Great contest idea
Good luck, entrants
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This is cute.
Grand idea.
Good luck to all that enter.
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OHhhh what a contest idea!! I've read a couple of the entries, it's quite exciting. Hope you have a large turnout for your contest, I'm going to have to keep coming back to read. I'd love to read more of these!
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Hmmm...
Very interesting! Will bookmark and see if my muse, who is female, will help me with this.
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Thank you~
Hope you can find your muse!
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Gotta love Shania good choice there... will see what my muse can drum up.
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Great idea for a contest.
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Thanks Jeremy ~
Join us?
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Like your choice in ladies, Shania Twain is sooooo sexy
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Thank you ~
Care to join us?
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These men just remind me of a womanless wedding =)
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LOL You should read some entries from the ladies
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lol this is cute. i really want to see the outcome
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LOL looking forward to reading these entries nice idea for a contest! c'mon guys, git yer high heels orn!
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this sounds like alot of fun! Good luck to everyone who entered.
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looks like you're getting lots of great entries. Have fun and a great contest.
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Thank you ~
The ladies filled up their contest ~ http://allpoetry.com/contest/show/2425385 ~ but for some reason the guys can't get their high heels movin...I've extended this as long as I can, if they don't fill by closing, then I guess they aren't man enough for the challenge!
There is a round 2 for this contest, my wife has a great idea!
Thanks for checking out the contest.
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when is this contest gonna be judged? been forever. i can only ward off the angry messages from women for so long..
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This contest has been closed for a month... is everybody OK?
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Thank you for deeming my humble entry worthy of Bronze, I appreciate it. Congrats to the other winners...Scott
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It was funny! The contest was anon, we had a couple ideas who it might be, but neither were you! (No offense, you were able to change more than just your sex for this write, if you know what I mean )
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This damn feminine side is a pain in the ass sometimes..
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Thank you
Than you for the Gold and for the contest I look forward to the Battle Royale!
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Very welcome! We've got something nice planned for the next one. No worries, you won't have to put the high heels back on!
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haha
Hmm. The moderators original pick for the gold trophy really was a much more informed and tasteful choice. But still.
Merry Xmas -
Be sure to spam my page alot when round two comes by...I'm going to work so much harder and be so less shallow on the next round...OMG...I'm going to really get into my fem side...
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LOL ~
You can get in touch with your feminine side all you want, but that's not what Round 2 is about But yes, we'll let you know when the contest is up.
Merry Christmas ~
Tim & Lisa
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