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You guys know the country comedians Bill Engvall and Jeff Foxworthy? Well, a-bear and I need to laugh, so follow these guys' leads and make us laugh!!
If you don't know who these guys are or what their famous for, check out these links:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXL1ix-d0Gk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuiCnQc17jg
If you do know their stuff, maybe check the links out, anyway, 'cause they're funny.
Write your own Here's Your Sign or You Might Be a Redneck for us.
Enter as many times as you want.
Please don't use dirty pretty style or sticky caps.
Please, nothing racist. Ask me any questions.
Contest may be unexpectedly ended or extended.
Read something of a-bear's 'cause she's the bestist.
Thank you!!
(ya don't have to read my stuff but that was sure nice of Dare. sigh...I wish you would read my stuff though. heheheh
You guys know the country comedians Bill Engvall and Jeff Foxworthy? Well, a-bear and I need to laugh, so follow these guys' leads and make us laugh!!
If you don't know who these guys are or what their famous for, check out these links:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXL1ix-d0Gk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuiCnQc17jg
If you do know their stuff, maybe check the links out, anyway, 'cause they're funny.
Write your own Here's Your Sign or You Might Be a Redneck for us.
Enter as many times as you want.
Please don't use dirty pretty style or sticky caps.
Please, nothing racist. Ask me any questions.
Contest may be unexpectedly ended or extended.
Read something of a-bear's 'cause she's the bestist.
Thank you!!
(ya don't have to read my stuff but that was sure nice of Dare. sigh...I wish you would read my stuff though. heheheh
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on July 1, 2007
- Rewards: Gold: 300, Silver: 30, Bronze: 20
- Final notes: Thanks for the giggles. I suggest reading some of these for laughs, especially the three that received trophies.
Contest Winners
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It was recently my wedding anniversary, and my dear wife mailed an anniversary card to my office as a surprise. It's a big pink card, and right on the front it reads, "Thanks for 8 years of wedding bliss..." (there wasby Socialgremlin 9 lines, 2 comments, on Jun 28 2:06 PM 2007. In Humor, Life, Personal
Gold trophy winner
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You might be a redneck / if you think the song, / "I am my own grandpa" / was written / based on your life.• Commented on by judge. [remove]
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If you've got a broken down vehicle in your yard that's been there for more than 6 months....YOU might be a redneck. / If people ask you where's a good place to shop, and you say Wal-Mart...you might be a redneck. /by WayWithWords 8 lines, 1 comment, on Jun 28 10:12 AM 2007. In Humor• Commented on by judge. [remove]
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If you've owned more trucks in your life than you've owned pairs of pants... you might be a redneck. / If you have three kids and still live in your parents' garage... you might be a redneck. / If there's a phot• Commented on by judge. [remove]
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I was heading to my pickup,and I hoped in,when some guy said "Is that your pickup there" I said "Nope,I'm gonna hotwire it and run off.Here's Your Sign.by LadysDragon 0 lines, 1 comment, on Jun 29 1:36 PM 2007. In Humor• Commented on by judge. [remove]
Silver trophy winner
Bronze trophy winner
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If you're FIXIN'to do anything... / You might be a redneck / If your friend calls you from his cell / and it comes up on the caller id as '• Commented on by judge.
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You might be a redneck if you have 3dogs and 3 cats in bed with you and your hubby asks if he can have a pillow while lying on the floor.by yoursforever 0 lines, 1 comment, on Jun 28 12:46 AM 2007. In Humor• Commented on by judge.
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if rice and red gravy is gourmet fare / if well creased pants is formal wear / if you can't dance unless your feet are bare / if you think• Viewed by judge. Prewrite
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A REDNECK DATE / You might be a Redneck if:
A FLOWER "SIGN" / My husband and I went to visit his cousin.by Little Blue Bird 14 lines, 12 comments, on Jun 28 10:01 AM 2007. In Humor, Other, Happiness, Family• Commented on by judge. -
AN ACTUAL EVENT: / One day as I was lying in bed, this is what I heard happening outside my bedroom window, which just below it lies the do• Commented on by judge.
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So I was limping into the emergency room one day, / there was a woman in the waiting area, and she said, / "oh, did you hurt your leg?" andby joleahe 3 lines, 4 comments, on Jun 23 1:28 PM 2007• Viewed by judge. Prewrite
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You Might Be a Redneck if you wear long johns year-roundby LadysDragon 0 lines, 1 comment, on Jun 29 2:07 PM 2007. In Humor• Commented on by judge.
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You might be a redneck / if you are celebrating / your cousin's eighteenth birtday, / which is also your's and her's / five year wedding an• Commented on by judge.
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I was at a talent show, walking around because we got there early. / I spotted an old friend, and said "Hey there, girlie!!" / She returnedby country-girl 10 lines, 6 comments, on Jun 29 10:27 PM 2007• Commented on by judge.
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If you're your own grandpa YOOOOUUU jut might be a redneck
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Oh my llama! Has anyone ACTUALLY met a REAL redneck? Like the ones who ride 4wheelers down mainstreet? How about the ones who will shoot you if you set a toe on there property?
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Thanks so much for Silver! Git R done!!
Congratulations to all winners.
Jeannie
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