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Not poems unless you want to write poems... but I just want to see how quickly you can think of two things that are different but ironically the same.
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Create a fake author page complete with a name and hilarious spoofing of particularly insane profiles. Not to be hurtful to any real person, living or dead.
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Write a fake author page profile such as you imagine might be written by a fake author name you also invent.
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Short sTiCkY cApS poems written in a child's voice. Join our sticky caps group... link inside. A contest for everyone.
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Create a new poem by stealing lines from your own poetry.
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This is a contest for writing terrible songs that could be sung at summer camp. Terribly funny, terribly gross, whatever your poetic mind sparks for summer camp lyrics.
Maddeni
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Write funny poems about rituals, or tender, heartwarming poems. You can create a new ritual, if you like. Rules apply... look inside.
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Rewrite a fairy tale so the bad guys are the good guys. Can be a poem or short story.
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Create a new poem from poems you have already written. Lots of crazy fun here for kids up to age 12.
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Stealing lines from your own poems to create an oddly wonderful new poem!
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Aye, words go to war... all the parts of speech have formed armies and are killing each other! It is horrible!
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Poems about bare feet... and you know that is cool!
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Poems written by poets up to age 12. You may enter two times. Are trees important? Tell us about it in poetry.
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A comical contest for poetic pleasure! All poems start with "Nursey, nursey... "
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All poems start with "There's a pixie... "
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One liners. Doesn't have to rhyme. Jokes in one line...
Including "My teacher is so old... "
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All poems start with the words, "There's a fairy... "
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Poems in which sausage rolls speak, OR, just write poems about them. Do come in and have fun.
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Writing poems about reciting poetry as a form of torture.
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Steal lines from your own poetry to create a new poem! Fun and EASY!
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Allow the pavement to speak, or you tell the story of what the sidewalk has seen. Funny or poignant, good poems of all kinds.
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A contest for mixing up weather and disasters and creating humorous poems. Come and look!
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Create a new poem by stealing the first line in your own poetry... COME AND SEE! It is fun. You need poems with stanzas to do this.
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Totally fake and amazing autobiographies such as you might find on an author page here on this site. A short contest. VERY!
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Stealing lines from your own poems to create a tribute poem for your favorite teacher. The result will be weird and random wonderfulness.
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Writing random and weird poems using the third line of 17 of your own poems. SO MUCH FUN! Come in, come in, where ever you are!
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Four-line poems about pirates whose treasure is chocolate. A group PIF contest.
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Build your poem using the last lines from 17 of your poems. Random and weird poetry with wonderful fun built in!
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Take the first lines from the newest 17 poems in your poetry collection to create a new poem. Random weirdness!
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Give your kitchen floor a voice in poetry. Grinning here.
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Join our group or not... all invited... each poem mentions pixies or fairies, a leprechaun and the Easter Bunny.
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Poems written using each letter of the alphabet, in alphabetical order, straight through the poem. Come and look.
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Long ago, someone wrote nursery rhymes. Write nursery rhymes afresh, set in today's world, with a touch of the old.
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The day has finally arrived when alcoholic drinks have declared war on one another! Poems and news reports here!
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Poems written in a child's voice, cute, funny, innocent and simply put... charming and clever!
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Two-line Valentines done in sTicKy CaPs. All corny and cute!
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A contest for letting flowers speak! It's almost springtime, so let's invite some flowers to talk to us.
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Fake news articles with bogus but believable stories of science. A hilarious happenings in science contest.
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Play on words dialogue that is funny. Come in for laughs Nothing serious here. Prewrites welcome.
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Valentine poetry from teen poets, age 13 to 18. No limit... and prewrites fine, too.
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