Contests by -I love my midget-, by newest first at All poetry

Waking up with ugly

My previous contest about ugly children was deleted simply because people complained, despite it not being against site policy. Let's try this one. We have all done it, woken up with someone after a night ou

by -I love my midget- 525 points, ended November 19, 2007, 3 entries In One night stands, Sleeping with mingers
Women's rights and the battle of the sexes

My recent contest seems to have upset some people. My midget wife is pregnant and I am not happy about it. I would much prefer she had it aborted, she wants to keep it. What people don’t realise is this; my

by -I love my midget- 450 points, ended June 4, 2007, 10 entries In Humour, Silly, Theme contest
Near the knuckle humour (not for sensitive people, gingers, fatties or uglies)

I want disgustingly funny poems. I want near the knuckle poems about touchy subjects. I want people to get upset by

by -I love my midget- 485 points, ended January 17, 2007, 3 entries In Adult, Dark, Dirty, Lotsa fun, Offensive
Help me cheer my midget up

Get me back in my midget's good books

by -I love my midget- 306 points, ended December 8, 2006, 5 entries In Adult, Love