Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on December 19, 2004
- Rewards: Gold: 301
- Final notes: It has a box here for a closing message so I feel compelled to speak--There were a lot of funny names and some weird ones too, lol. I cose Axelle Black's entry due to its combined wackiness. Even more insane was InVisiBLeRiPPLe's dis-jointed tale--it takes second for being Yem-like. Third goes to Ivorygarden because one: there were several Yem-like ideas and the Pirate name "IvoryGarden's Bitch" was my individual choice for a Pirate name--yes, I'm weird.
So, thanks everyone for playing along--you can go now. Please look both ways before crossing the street and make sure to wear a hat and galoshes--it's winter you know!
Oh, and--I just saw a rabbit driving a gold cart--he tooted at me and said something about getting my head out of my butt-- Stupid rabbit--tricks are for kids.Entries [13]
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[Contest Thing] Random list of comical Pirate names.by Victoria of Aragon 10 lines, 7 comments, on Dec 16 7:35 PM 2004. In Humor• Commented on by judge.
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Captain Buttmuncheroo
Captain Sticky Nose Goblins• Commented on by judge. -
1.)Captain Farfromsober
2.)Captain Assweepe (It's french, lol)by diamond wolf 10 lines, 1 comment, on Dec 16 8:13 PM 2004. In Humor• Commented on by judge. -
Did you hear of the pirate called Yem?
Who had an ugly sister called Clem,by Old Doc Wit 19 lines, 7 comments, on Dec 16 8:25 PM 2004. In Humor• Commented on by judge. -
Silly Unexplainable Rubbish!!• Commented on by judge.
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1) Captain Goober E. Picklepuss.
(Just Kidding)by CaPrIcOrNiAn 12 lines, 1 comment, on Dec 17 2:50 AM 2004. In Humor• Commented on by judge. -
The Darkest Pirate EVERby samyukta-sen 23 lines, 4 comments, on Dec 17 6:42 AM 2004. In Humor• Commented on by judge.
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More Pirate Rubb My Ish~ =Dby InVisiBLeRiPPLe 13 lines, 5 comments, on Dec 17 8:38 AM 2004. In Humor• Commented on by judge.
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Here are a few names for a cute cat,
who holds a sword and is unfat.by Sharon91gt 26 lines, 1 comment, on Dec 18 10:17 AM 2004. In Other• Commented on by judge. -
1.)Captin Slumpage bucket
2.)Splinter-toe Alby Crash Mayhem 6 lines, 2 comments, on Dec 18 11:58 PM 2004. In Humor• Commented on by judge.
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Sir Ima Cucumber, Butt Pirate Esquire
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Oh did I post this already? lol--I'm so numb I have no idea what I do half the time.
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Erm.. x x; Okay, I just wanna make sure I got this right..
You just want a list.. Of Random Pirate names? Oo; -
Oh did I post this already? lol--I'm so numb I have no idea what I do half the time.
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Arrhh Matey, me wants the gold. My crew and I know you have it--so hand over the silver before I make you swab the deck.
Sorry, I lost it for a second...
I don't make rules--they bore me. I want a Pirate name, how many you enter is up to you. Here's one: Privateer Chicken DeSalad--use that one!
Okay, I'm better now.
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Yem You're too damn funny.
Whispers "Pick George"
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Arrhh, a bug in me ear seems to be saying, "George." Thar she blows---Moby George, quick Queequeg to the boats...
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YEM!! Where did you get that picture. How adorable! I'll take the kitten myself. LOL
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ooooh I love the picture of the pirate kiki!
awwwwwwwwwwww! so so cute!
torture!
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I agree with lea.. that's torture alright.. I recognize it when I see it. I used to be like that.. the sort to play dress up with my cat. Now it's in therapy.. see what I,ve done
it's all my fault! I knew the dryer wasn't a good place for a cat to sleep for the night
good luck with this
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pirate names?
are those legal, like I mean you know, movies and CDs and stuff and...
Oh, I...Oh, you mean YO-HO-HO Pirates, aren't they all called YO-HO-HO
(oh wait I and some are called, um...'AndABottleOfRum'..)
Pirates, hmmm...
Only You, Thankful there is at least one...
what an Idea, how do you come up with these Ideas, okay, they may seem silly to some, er...okay, they are, but you have such an Imagination and like, oh never mind, I'm just, once again, callin you a genius and I've known it fo a long time and okay...Oh, I...
Ah, doe these look at all like Pirates--->
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the poor ones w/the stocking caps not the big fancy ones? -
Oh! A little snugglebug kitty. Kisses to baby kitty.
Names.....Hum Now let me see. Yem and his sideways thinking.
Captain Sweetcheeks
Sir Wally PawPaw
Sir Cuddles Kissy Face.. LOL With a name like that kitty will be a tough little fellow when he grows up.
Well shiver me timbers thats all I have for ye mate.
Hugs BonBon
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This is the best idea for a contest I have seen in a long time. Pointless and funny. I am dying from laughter after reading all the names. Some of them are really good. Good luck with this Yemassee. Hope you got/get what you are/were looking for. Love always,
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Captain Moxieyem Blackcup. Is that a good name or not?
Or maybe, Captain Monkeyseas or even Captain Pinkpig Beard.
those are for the tattoos.
Hm, hard to picture you with your mouth shut
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(there, that's shut--sorta)
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Open it back! I like your verborhea and the diversity of colors on it
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Good because I like to blab on line. This is where I let loose of the wacky me. Wait until I become an Accountant (which hopefully will be soon) I'll never get to be weird then! I'll rush home just to come on line to let out Ima and company, lol.
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This idea is so cute. I do the same when judging really long poems, I skim for read the first few lines. I like to write more than read. lol. I was looking at other contest by you and I entered two not even realizing! lol...
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You should be like me and become a high school English teacher. We have license to be eccentric.
I think that you are the most interesting writer here. Don't worry I am taking notes on your methods.
I will go to my class with Ima and CO. puppets.
Keep them coming.
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I just had an eccentric English teacher a few months back when I was forced to take oan English course for college. He got a delight out of Jeopardy questions dealing with grammar, etc. Maybe I need to write a story about him--I'd better let Ima handle that one. Thank you kindly for the compliment--they all go straight to my head!
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Guess what movie I got today??? George of The Jungle.
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pirate steve--from dodgeball.
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wow! thanks for first I'm totally honoured Congratulations to everyone!
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Yes, it is an honor to be considered the craziest of the bunch,
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I just watched "Dodge Ball." The movie where Ben Stiller makes a complete arse of himself and in the end, after the credits roll...he does the "milkshake" with his man-boobies.
THe point is, one of the characters thinks he's a pirate...so throughout the movie there were pirate jokes...
He is "Steve the Pirate" and it was so fitting to the mood of this contest. What a crazy world this is.
Thanks for the bronze.
I will add it to my mantle next to my shrine to Yemessee.
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Ah poor poor George Oh well Congrats to the winners!!!
This was an awesome contest. I had much fun.
~Destiny~
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