For this contest I'm keeping it really SIMPLE 
Here are you choices:
BROWNIE POINTS OPTION
Option 1:
I will comment on 2 of your poems if you enter this option. Plus, you won't have to comment on anyone else or myself unless you want to of course
Scenario: My boyfriend's brother and his girlfriend are, quite frankly, devil's spawn. I want you to write a poem about how irrational they are being not accepting me as my boyfriends partner. They are upper class wannabe ass hats! You could just insult them mercilessly. I don't mind which! The harsher, the better... but remember it's meant to be a poem not a rant!
DISCLAIMER : This story is purely fictional and any resemblance to people in real life is purely coincidental! These people are just dischords in my warped imagination! 
A little about them:
He... Is an middle class oldest child who is around 24 years old in age. His current girlfriend is his second girlfriend. He tends to be the loud one in any relationship and likes everyones attention. He dropped out of uni (twice) and currently works in the car insurance industry. He likes to think of himself as a ladies man. He likes himself... a lot. He kinda looks like Harry Potter!
She... Has a degree in Social Sciences and is also around 24 years old. She has had many relationships and considers herself to be society girl. She likes lots of attention (she demands it), she's a bit of a madam and is very fashion conscious. She did want to be a teacher, but she found getting the training qualification too difficult. She kinda looks like Dido.
OTHER OPTIONS
2. Write about hating someone / something (or something that has happened to you.
3. Write about the bad side of society... why does society suck?
4. Write about a painful break up - one in which you hated the person for you left them!
Pets win Prizes :
1st 300 points
2nd shiny trophy
3rd shiny trophy
THE UNDER 10 COMMANDMENTS!
1. One entry per person. I have allowed prewrites (for once) but I will only accept 20 entries
2. No sTiCkY cApS
3. Swearing where appropriate is allowed but strictly no erotica (kinda inappropriate for this contest)
4. You MUST use spell check before you post your poem.
5. Poems only sorry - no stories, lyrics etc.
6. Please only submit prewrites that are on topic!
7. Comment on at least on one other persons entry in the contest (a proper critique not just Good Job whatever.. ) and say who you commented on in your Authors Comments.
If you do option 1 you don't have to follow this rule
8. Comment on one of my poems and say which one in the Authors comments.
If you do option 1 you don't have to follow this rule
9. If you don't follow ALL the above rules your entry will be disqualified!
Good Luck and have fun
How will this be judged, woman?!
www.allpoetry.com/Column/446864
I don't do favorite judging ... I judge on the best poem! My fiance and I will decide the winners! And our decide is final whahaha
For Option 1 I shall be judging on the amusement factor and poetic content, of course. I don't keep note of whose poetry I'm reading so this contest should be impartial
Here are you choices:
BROWNIE POINTS OPTION
Option 1:
I will comment on 2 of your poems if you enter this option. Plus, you won't have to comment on anyone else or myself unless you want to of course
Scenario: My boyfriend's brother and his girlfriend are, quite frankly, devil's spawn. I want you to write a poem about how irrational they are being not accepting me as my boyfriends partner. They are upper class wannabe ass hats! You could just insult them mercilessly. I don't mind which! The harsher, the better... but remember it's meant to be a poem not a rant!
DISCLAIMER : This story is purely fictional and any resemblance to people in real life is purely coincidental! These people are just dischords in my warped imagination!
A little about them:
He... Is an middle class oldest child who is around 24 years old in age. His current girlfriend is his second girlfriend. He tends to be the loud one in any relationship and likes everyones attention. He dropped out of uni (twice) and currently works in the car insurance industry. He likes to think of himself as a ladies man. He likes himself... a lot. He kinda looks like Harry Potter!
She... Has a degree in Social Sciences and is also around 24 years old. She has had many relationships and considers herself to be society girl. She likes lots of attention (she demands it), she's a bit of a madam and is very fashion conscious. She did want to be a teacher, but she found getting the training qualification too difficult. She kinda looks like Dido.
OTHER OPTIONS
2. Write about hating someone / something (or something that has happened to you.
3. Write about the bad side of society... why does society suck?
4. Write about a painful break up - one in which you hated the person for you left them!
Pets win Prizes :
1st 300 points
2nd shiny trophy
3rd shiny trophy
THE UNDER 10 COMMANDMENTS!
1. One entry per person. I have allowed prewrites (for once) but I will only accept 20 entries
2. No sTiCkY cApS
3. Swearing where appropriate is allowed but strictly no erotica (kinda inappropriate for this contest)
4. You MUST use spell check before you post your poem.
5. Poems only sorry - no stories, lyrics etc.
6. Please only submit prewrites that are on topic!
7. Comment on at least on one other persons entry in the contest (a proper critique not just Good Job whatever.. ) and say who you commented on in your Authors Comments.
If you do option 1 you don't have to follow this rule
8. Comment on one of my poems and say which one in the Authors comments.
If you do option 1 you don't have to follow this rule
9. If you don't follow ALL the above rules your entry will be disqualified!
Good Luck and have fun
How will this be judged, woman?!
www.allpoetry.com/Column/446864
I don't do favorite judging ... I judge on the best poem! My fiance and I will decide the winners! And our decide is final whahaha
For Option 1 I shall be judging on the amusement factor and poetic content, of course. I don't keep note of whose poetry I'm reading so this contest should be impartial
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on December 23, 2004
- Rewards: Gold: 300
- Final notes:
Entries [7]
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Stereotypes
Who needs them?by Shanny Snyder 14 lines, 3 comments, on Jun 17 10:02 PM 2004. In Society• Commented on by judge. -
But here it is, my last goodbye
From now on bitch your ass is mine• Commented on by judge. -
You always claimed you loved me
But never let it show through• Commented on by judge. -
What a wonderful day
I have spent with you• Commented on by judge. -
Silenced by the look in your eyes
Weaker because of your many lies• Commented on by judge. -
Why can't you accept me
For who I am• Commented on by judge.
Gold trophy winner
Bronze trophy winner
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aw, I adore Donnie Darko...
That's soooo the best movie ever.
I'd write a poem for your contest, but right now I have zero inspiration for anything *tear* maybe I'll try when I have time over thanksgiving or whatever. Good contest.
~Caroline~
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*gasp*
Did you ever see the Director's Cut of Donnie Darko? I really really wanted to but I didn't have enough money
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That movie is SOOOOO AWESOME!!!! -
What movie does that pic go to at the top... the one with the rabbit!
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Asshat, should be in quotes, because I invented that word.
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Donnie Darko!!!!!
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Been close to 3 weeks since this closed, please judge this asap, or a mod will have to judge it for you.
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Thanks heaps glad you liked it lol
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