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Subtle, Biting Cynicism

I want subtle, biting cynicism. About society, about government, about politics, or about something smaller than that, I don't care. I'm a crazy liberal, but I will judge equally even if you criticize something that I support. Take any direction you want for this one.

Subtle
Biting
stabbing.

To the heart of the matter criticism.

Be a cynic.

Sarcasm can work for this.

Irony works extremely well...

Satire is awesome...



Go crazy. I won't close this until I have good entries.

********Update********

***** I will judge this next weekend, that will be the first weekend in december. sorry guys, was gonna judge it last weekend but AP was down. By the way, all your entries are amazing... *********************

Contest is Over

  • Contest was judged on December 5, 2004
  • Rewards: Gold: 337
  • Final notes:
    This was the most difficult contest I've judged so far. Great job to all... Second and third places were especially hard to choose. This was my list of the 10 runner ups. (In alphabetical order...)

    American ecstacy (Ragdoll)
    And Moses Came (Glacian)
    Giddy on the Bible (Michaeld)
    Of Allegiances and Broken Lives (Amica)
    Oops (ILTL4eva7)
    Revolution (Saint Matthew)
    Running Late (Shastadaisy)
    State of the Nation (lamens terms)
    The Mime (Malkinpuss)
    Witch Hunt (oneiros13)

    Again, everyone did an amazing job.

Entries [10]

1 - 10 of 10
  • Endless Babble has assailed me
    most of my life
    by artis 75 lines, 6 comments, on May 28 9:57 PM 2002. In Personal, Adult humor
    • Commented on by judge.
  • /what is this beast
    that gives all/
    by artis 44 lines, 14 comments, on Sep 1 11:20 PM 2003. In Humor
    • Commented on by judge.
  • Idaho got drunk on some
    Minnesota and whiskey
    by artis 44 lines, 25 comments, on Mar 15 10:47 PM 2004. In Humor
    • Commented on by judge.
  • Ode to The Grand Adjustment,
    and the way that it hikes up its skirt
    by horus8 61 lines, 17 comments, on Aug 12 2:47 PM 2004. In Beat
    Silver trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge.
  • This tale was revealed to me directly from God
    It is God-breathed, inerrant, and perfect in every way
    by Glacian 137 lines, 8 comments, on Sep 16 9:39 PM 2004. In Weird, Adult, Humor
    Gold trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge.
  • I retract every comment whole-heartedly
    And apologise unreservedly, even then
    by Elzy 81 lines, 5 comments, on Oct 31 1:33 PM 2004. In Society, Humor
    • Commented on by judge.
  • I can not belive that Bush has won again
    I just can't believe that this shit has happened
    by Sex on Silk 54 lines, 8 comments, on Nov 3 5:23 PM 2004. In Adult humor, Personal, Humor
    • Commented on by judge.
  • About the way things oughta be
    by SaintMatthew 76 lines, 1 comment, on Nov 4 1:31 AM 2004. In Society
    • Commented on by judge.
  • A youth,
    plopped into society,
    by The Shudderer 24 lines, 10 comments, on Nov 12 5:59 PM 2004. In Society
    • Commented on by judge.
  • "Get away from me!"
    Screeched the fat black woman
    by ricochet rabbit 18 lines, 1 comment, on Nov 12 9:26 PM 2004. In Society
    • Commented on by judge.

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Comments

  • the chase
    November 16, 2004
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    This is a GREAT idea for a contest and I love the entries so far! Mad props.


  • notreallypoetic
    November 16, 2004
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    We can use dirty dirty words, right?

  • mango peachie
    November 17, 2004
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    "We can use dirty dirty words, right?"

    sure. knock yourself out.

    ~Caroline~


  • micha
    November 19, 2004
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    GreatIdea/TimelyImportant!!

    uP My alley, I entered almost w/out thinking as am having problems getting in/on, w/this PC etc, but saw this and hmmm...Yes!
    I will have to return when I can and read and more and, Oh, say, maybe even double check I added the piece I ought have...ack, sorry, but yes!
    Looking forward to seeing what happens, here, hoping to get in and Best to You, I hope you get some extraordinary entries, this is timely and important, yes...
    Thanks, mango peachie( ~Caroline~)
    michele
    nice to meet another "crazy liberal"!!!

    mango peachie, love that