So, have you entered loads of contests and not won a damn thing? This contest is just for you 
I'm going to give you every opportunity to win one of those shiny trophies and I'm going to make it as easy as possible. Any topic you want, write what's easiest for you.
NON-TROPHY WINNERS ONLY
Rules:
1) Erotica would be Mmmmmm sooooo good baby, do it !
2) cAN cOntAin StickY CaPs
3) Chat lingo wud b g8 2
4) Can contain swearing
5) ONLY rhyme if it is really forced and obvious
6) UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES must your poem be spell checked
7) Commenting on any of my poems or others entered in this contest will mean instant disqualification.
I won't be commenting on any poems entered, I might not even read yours at all, I might even just pick one at random, but hey it's worth a shot.
I'm looking for something totally unoriginal and cliché that will make me lose the will to live after the first two lines.
One entry only, so make it mediocre.
I'm going to give you every opportunity to win one of those shiny trophies and I'm going to make it as easy as possible. Any topic you want, write what's easiest for you.
NON-TROPHY WINNERS ONLY
Rules:
1) Erotica would be Mmmmmm sooooo good baby, do it !
2) cAN cOntAin StickY CaPs
3) Chat lingo wud b g8 2
4) Can contain swearing
5) ONLY rhyme if it is really forced and obvious
6) UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES must your poem be spell checked
7) Commenting on any of my poems or others entered in this contest will mean instant disqualification.
I won't be commenting on any poems entered, I might not even read yours at all, I might even just pick one at random, but hey it's worth a shot.
I'm looking for something totally unoriginal and cliché that will make me lose the will to live after the first two lines.
One entry only, so make it mediocre.
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on October 28, 2004
- Rewards: Gold: 300
- Final notes: Thank you to all of you who took the time to enter my contest.
In the spirit of giving everyone a fair chance of winning their first trophy the winners where picked by the following process. All eligible entries were written on post-it notes and stuck on my kitchen door, ably assisted by my daughter pinkwhite, who was blindfolded and spun around three times, three post-its where picked at random.
Congratulations to all the winners, may this be your first trophy of manyEntries [9]
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IF ONLY YOU COULD SEE ME KNOW...by 15 lines, 6 comments, on Oct 22 5:37 PM 2004. In Personal• Commented on by judge.
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to love, or not to love,
that is the question,by will o the wisp 17 lines, 2 comments, on Oct 22 9:37 PM 2004. In Contemporary• Commented on by judge. -
Would you then, tempt peatit moi
InTo becoming a trophy whoRe• Commented on by judge. -
Slitting my wrists now
Cuz you fucked me wrong• Commented on by judge. -
I have found love, not in me, but in you. You’re all I know. You’re all I want. You consume me. And I am your fool. No different then my own youth, alwaysby OneideJack 49 lines, on Oct 25 5:10 PM 2004. In Love• Commented on by judge.
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A really short, sucky and irritating poem filled with chat speak! Just for you, Kat! Colors suck here too!• Commented on by judge.
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You suddenly grab my hips
And run your tongue up my torso.• Commented on by judge. -
here i sit mwrists slowly bleading
my happy ness i see slowly fledingby 29 lines, 3 comments, on Oct 27 5:08 PM 2004. In Sad• Commented on by judge.
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haha, i love this! good luck with your contest.
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Oh man! {Curses her trophies} Damn good contest!!! I love your rules!!!
~*TheFlawedOne*~ -
best contest ever. wish i could enter 17 prewrites
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i'm sooo entering! this is an awesome idea.
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LOL, I just had to come see. This is too funny. What an idea. I'll have to come back and read the mediocre entries. Too funny that you can get disqualified for having a good poem or commenting on someone's work.
~Lyrical
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This made me laugh, the desperation for a trophy was intense until I got my first one, it felt really good to get it too, but it felt better to earn it...but I guess this is an interesting idea. Good luck judging the contest!
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yeah..thats my worst poem..i cant do any worst than that. grr
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I had the perfect idea for this contest- I was gonna enter it- and THEN I won a contest! Oh well- it looks like fun- good luck to all
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What? not even a dis-honourable mention or a slagging! humph!
You could have changed post-it colour for that (sniff) and 'where' picked! wahahahahahahahahahahahh
Picking up unused cockney 'haitches' was we?
You write ya heart out and ya pals can't even slip ya a quick one under the counter. (sogh) what is the world coming to! tu tut
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Lol...You wouldn't believe all Cockney 'haitches' that get dropped around here, I'm always falling over the damn things, I keep telling hubby to pick them up, but there's no educating some people
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Gold trophy winner
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