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The Ultimate Lazy Writers Contest.

Ok this is a contest for ultimate lazy writers like me

I would like you to create a short story and when I say short I mean SHORT !

No poetry only prose.

In no more than 200 words, create a scene, rounded characters and a believable plot and end with a conclusion, no cliff hangers please. I think this might be a bit of a challenge, but I'm sure you are up to it

Please put your word count in the authors comments. Absolute maximum 200 words.

No other rules, just have fun !

500 points to the winner.



Contest is Over

  • Contest was judged on September 26, 2004
  • Rewards: Gold: 500
  • Final notes:
    Thank you for all taking the time to enter my contest I thoroughly enjoyed reading all your short stories.

Entries [9]

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  • She made him sick, so he couldn't understand why he couldn't take his eyes off her.
    by the chase 30 lines, 18 comments, on Sep 18 6:33 PM 2004. In Love, Angst
    Silver trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge.
  • Hello, my name is Ronie Rabbit and boy do I have a hopping good story to tell you! But first there are a few people you should know about. There is Tony Turtle
    by passionatepoet 83 lines, 8 comments, on Sep 18 7:14 PM 2004. In Childrens
    • Commented on by judge.
  • I could never figure out what was wrong with me. I’ve heard I’m too mature for my age, my thinking is too advanced. Which I shrugged off, I don’t do amazing in
    by pixeh 35 lines, 4 comments, on Sep 18 7:15 PM 2004. In Personal
    • Commented on by judge.
  • by Eternal eloquence 24 lines, 8 comments, on Sep 18 7:21 PM 2004. In Humor
    • Commented on by judge.
  • It had slept, unconscious, in the timeless dark. Slowly, it warmed, suspended in stillness, order arose on chaos, life over death. Deep within, its body stirre
    by leafy 38 lines, 2 comments, on Sep 19 3:10 AM 2004. In Nature
    • Commented on by judge.
  • The car gently conversed with the road as it rolled on. Its headlights illuminated the windy rural pathway, and the shifting trees which surrounded it. The ve
    by icantcomplain 64 lines, 5 comments, on Sep 22 6:48 PM 2004. In Weird, Spiritual, Dark
    • Commented on by judge.
  • She didn't like the movie. In fact, why she paid nine dollars to be bored half to death, and wallow in Sandra Bullock's horrible acting, she just didn't know. P
    by down the stairs 36 lines, 6 comments, on Sep 23 7:54 PM 2004. In Love
    • Commented on by judge.
  • A man named Earl walked down a well lit hallway, his footsteps loudly echoing. It reminded him of those at South Lincoln High School, where he mopped floors fo
    by icantcomplain 41 lines, 7 comments, on Sep 24 8:24 PM 2004. In Spiritual
    • Commented on by judge.

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Comments

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  • Purplerose
    September 18, 2004
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    Great

    This contest is hilarious, is it the writers that are lazy or is it the reader only kidding. Great idea for a poem, unfortunetly I am unskilled for story writting, I am really sorry. But I hope you get a wonderful amount of lovely SHORT stories. Great idea, and good luck with it blondeoverblue, I hope it is enjoyable!
    Purplerose


  • duana
    September 18, 2004
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    Hi. This is a great challenge and I might just try it. I'll see what I can come up with.


  • Fantasy08
    September 18, 2004
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    hmm 200 words, thats a toughy, i dont know if i can make it that short but i'll try lol!

  • Addressee Unknown
    September 18, 2004
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    If only it wasnt the weekend. You know how my head works of a weekend. Haha.

    CUCKOO


  • g r e y i s m
    September 18, 2004
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    there was once a young girl who sat on her tuffet
    the poor girl had really bad taste
    (I know cause I heard her listening to Jimmy Buffet!)
    she had large eyes, and golden hair
    and sometimes she would sit and drink
    mass quantities of beer.
    so the years passed
    and something grew (it was her a*!)
    and now she's gone, buried under some lawn
    with a headstone and flowers
    upon which rain April showers.
    pity, poor dear might still be alive
    if it wasn't for the beer and Buffet on which she thrived!


  • -BlackKnight- gold member
    September 18, 2004
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    If you want short stories, you should've posted this as a contest for short stories, instead of one for poetry.


  • Fantasy08
    September 18, 2004
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    damn it i wrote a short story and everything for this but it exceeds the limit by 75 words


  • Lakota
    September 18, 2004
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    I just can't be bothered lol great contest I actually started to write but I am tired now he he!! well I still have time!


  • notreallypoetic
    September 18, 2004
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    Umm . . . I dunno if you were looking for REALLY REALLY lazy, but I did a REALLY lazily-written story. In fact, it was so lazily-done, that I didn't even give it a background.


  • philosphyofkate
    September 18, 2004
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    hahahaha. oh shit. i tried. but it ended up being 900. which is only like a page and a bit. lol. but that's way too long. shakes head but good luck.


  • September 19, 2004
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    Im too lazy to make a entry


  • September 19, 2004
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    there was this fish called fred, he banged his head on the side of the tank, it hurt and it knocked him out. he floated to the top of the tank and the humans who looked after him thought he was dead so flushed him down the toilet. the end.


  • Topaz135 gold member
    September 19, 2004
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    Tis a shame that a contest for brevity attracts many more entries than one for quality (like mine lol)
    Still, perhaps they think you're an easier touch too? wahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

  • Addressee Unknown
    September 19, 2004
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    You forgot the part where he turns white or falls to pieces like all fairground fish and parents try to replace him with another after flushing.


  • blondeoverblue
    September 19, 2004
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    Oi I entered your contest..how much more quality can you handle?

    Kat


  • September 19, 2004
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    Oooh there is nothing lazy about writing a story in 200 words. It's really difficult. A real art-form. I'll read these with interest but I doubt I could produce anything worthwhile in so short a space. I mean, I struggle to keep my sentences down to 200. Sheesh. Good contest.

  • blondeoverblue
    September 19, 2004
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    Hey no probs, I have another contest, all fresh and tasty, just waiting for entrants like your good self to take a bite

    allpoetry.com/Contest/816844

    Kat xxx


  • candy177
    September 21, 2004
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    Yes, I am lazy...but I've done a story in 100 words...then again, it wasn't all about character development though. Think I'll pass on this one, Kat!

  • MsLaDyAvErAgE
    September 25, 2004
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    That was so so funny! lmao


  • -BlackKnight- gold member
    September 26, 2004
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    Cool, thanks for giving me 3rd. It's been a while since I won a trophy for anything, so this is encouraging.


  • blondeoverblue
    September 26, 2004
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    It wasa pleasure to read and I look forward to reading the next installment !

  • the chase
    September 28, 2004
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    Hey, I just noticed I won a silver trophy! LOL, I've been out of town the past few days. Thanks for reading my poetry, babe! Loved the contest.

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