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either make me cry or make me horny

make me cry, either by love or death or someother means give me the saddest thing that you have wrote

OR

write the most erotic thing in the world, that will get me wanting passionate (or the not so passionate kind) of sex

Rules:
1. comment on one of mine:  i will comment on your promise.
that is it

Contest is Over

  • Contest was judged on September 19, 2004
  • Rewards: Gold: 320
  • Final notes:
    everyone did a wonderful job
    1st place gigolo by surerbad
    2nd place And now for our top story by silversong
    3rd place The costume party (erotica) by Tu Leona

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  • Poetic LieSins
    September 9, 2004
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    Haha. Umm...you misspelled "horny." That is all. I'll think about entering. And bye bye.


  • September 13, 2004
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    Tears Before Sex

    I really flippin' hate you,
    so here is my finger in your eye.
    And I hope it bloody well hurts.

    Runs off with your favourite
    plastic cup - the one with
    the face of a laughing giraffe on.

    Tears roll from your stinging eye
    while the other blinks back more
    before they run too to join the river.

    Shall we go to bed now and make up
    with some cuddling and some kissing,
    it is always nice to become friends again.

    What do you mean pack your bags!
    I was only joking around with you,
    please let me stay, I will be very good.


    lol