Ok I'm as bored as hell and as I've stock piled like a gazillion points I'm prepared to part with some if you can entertain me. So come one, come all and give it your best shot, show me what you are made of. MAKE ME LAUGH TILL THE TEARS ARE ROLLING DOWN MY THIGHS
~ It could be an anecdote
~ or how about a parody of some stuffy old classic poetry
~ or even a limerick...
As many as you like as long as they are original.
...Only one rule:
Anything goes just post it in the appropriate category if it's adult humour.
Will close when my funny bone as been adequately tickled
300 points for winner
Shiny hardware for 2nd and 3rd place.
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~ It could be an anecdote
~ or how about a parody of some stuffy old classic poetry
~ or even a limerick...
As many as you like as long as they are original.
...Only one rule:
Anything goes just post it in the appropriate category if it's adult humour.
Will close when my funny bone as been adequately tickled
300 points for winner
Shiny hardware for 2nd and 3rd place.
This message will self destruct in 30 seconds
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on September 2, 2004
- Rewards: Gold: 300
- Final notes: Thank you all so much for giving me such a giggle here. All the entries where fantastic, I'm just sorry that I couldn't give you all a trophy.
Congratulations go to:
Shadowed Gold for undecided (Gold)
davethepoet for Your Day ???? (Silver)
candy177 for Karaoke Time (Bronze)
Once again thanks to you all for coming up with such funny and original works, hope you enjoyed writing them as much as I did reading themEntries [7]
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feeling like paddington bearby carlspenc1 23 lines, 4 comments, on Aug 23 12:33 PM 2004. In Personal• Commented on by judge.
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A angel took the day off`
she was bored of work, soby carlspenc1 8 lines, 3 comments, on Aug 23 3:45 PM 2004. In Humor• Commented on by judge. -
You were motoring along
Legs astride the way I likeby leannewales 24 lines, 11 comments, on Aug 28 12:39 PM 2004. In Adult humor• Commented on by judge. -
Oh my, it's that time again
Time for the dance of the drunken karaoke singers!• Commented on by judge. -
Dr Frankenstein one day
Was searching frantically• Commented on by judge. -
A lad I know from Kentucky• Commented on by judge. -
But then it hits me
Bird shit from aboveby Zippapants 63 lines, 4 comments, on Sep 1 9:52 PM 2004. In Adult humor• Commented on by judge.
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Something for me to think about...
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lol.. I'll have to write something funny. By the way, why are ya only giving away 300 points when you supposidly have gallons?
I will come up with something
From your cute daughter
pinkwhite xxx -
lol..that made me laugh already, it's gazillions my dear !!
Love from your long suffering mother
Kat xxxx -
oh ha ha ha.. that really funny
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Alrighty! Yay! My favorite! Humor! YES! Alright! I will definetely be entering when I'm over my cold, lol. Whooo hooo! yes! You'll probably be seeing an entry from me! How many can we enter?
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lets see 300/gadzillion. Doesnt seem quite right. How about one million/gadzillion? I'm not too funny but I will give it a go since 300 is a lot to poor little me.
Great idea for a contest -
Why did the archaeologist laugh?
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i'm not good at funny so i won't try.. lol. You'd proably fall asleep if i did. Hope you get some good entries though
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hmmm will have to think this one over sorta roll it around for a bit but since I did click on your featured area i will applaud it to try and give some points back. Great Idea for a contest though hon, Take Care, Catressa
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This could pose to be challenging. I will have to sit down and put on my jester thinking cap for this one. I guess its a good thing I still have a little bit of time.
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This sounds really great, I can try to come up with something...I don't know though~I've been having trouble writing anything lately
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Awesome contest...I think I shall enter!!!
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i will decline the invitation as i do not do contests anymore lol
falls over bangs head on glass table, it shatters and a piece gets stuck in my eye, blood spurts everywhere and i try to get up but the computer falls on me and electrutes me. comical really
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This is a fun contest, but i can't write humor... I wish you good luck with this though! Maybe you'd be interested in writing something for my contest, should you get the chance? allpoetry.com/poem/779182
Good luck with yours
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srry i wasn't able to enter into your contest i was on a family vacation where the town we were staying in had one computer. Hopefully next time i'll be able to enter. Thanks for the comments.
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you didnt give a silver?
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thamkz for a great contest and well done to everyone who took part in the contest, Congratulations to all the winners.
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I am almost too embarrassed to accept this.
ALMOST i said hahahahaha thank you xxx -
Coolness - thanks for the shiny bronze trophy - it will gleam magnificently on the virtual mantle!
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sorry was on hols in florida, hurricane hiding. Oh well, got another week free! watching debris cleaning! woooooooooooooo
MAybe I'll catch the next compo -
Sorry I missed your competition Blonde, Jeez, only 3 months late.
I hope your christmas was safe and Merry,
All my Virtual Love,
XxX Abe
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