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Weed, Hip Hop, and Comedy

Alright, I'm back with contest 4

I was dissapointed with my last contest, there were few entries, and most of them were of poor quality... so I'm HOPING that a lot of people will enter a lot of good poems into this contest...

Ok... There's two topics

1. Weed: What it does to you, how you love it, if you hate it, do you think stoners are funny, do you hate stoners, what would you do with unlimited weed, what's the best stuff you've ever had... The possibilities are endless... (anything to do with weed)

2. Hip-Hop: It seems like most people on this site don't like that... most people are talking about ninja juggalettes for life..and I'm just sitting there like, what the hell are these people talking about.. *cough*...in any case, if you want to write a tribute to your favorite rapper, write about how rap influences you, if you hate it, tribute poems to dead rappers, a person you know who you think will be big some day, or write about your experiences freestyling in the streets.... once again, the possibilities are endless (anything to do with hip hop)

3. Comedy: write something funny ...easy enough

Rules:

1. Won't be inforced, but please Rhyme for God's sake...just do it, it's for your own good.
2. NonE oF ThIs, PerIOd.
3. If you can combine all three, that'd be soooo cool.
4. You don't need to spell every single word right, but "dnt spl lke ds, 4 da hle pome"...
5. If you're not a smoker, don't write about being one, I'll know... you can however write about what u think of smoking, or why u havnt or whateva...
6. If you use fowl language, put it in the adult category
7. Classic bullcrap Rule: Have fun

PS.. Points for second and third place will be awarded

Contest is Over

  • Contest was judged on July 18, 2004
  • Rewards: Gold: 345
  • Final notes:
    This was a really hard contest to judge...special shouts to Punk Rock Cory who's poem wsa sooooooooo close to getting bronze, it was a hard decision between his and reefer's...anyway, this was a fun contest, and I enjoyed many of the entries...much love and respect to y'all
    ~~lithium~~

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  • poetryality silver member
    July 7, 2004
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    You made me giggle with the first rule,"it's for your own good!" I'll C whaz N mi brane! LOL


  • lithium
    July 7, 2004
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    lol u liked that


  • King Bongmaster
    July 7, 2004
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    I used rule number five in a contest I had about weed I said the same thing I was Like "I'll know". Everyones so lucky that theres no prewrites allowed

    You will recieve my entry soon,

    maybe I'll go out rule #3 style

  • lithium
    July 7, 2004
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    lol..i did it that way for a reason...so bong wouldnt take bronze, silver, and gold ...and dont post delete an old one and post it again...i've read all of urs...and ill know...i dont comment on all, but i've read em all

  • King Bongmaster
    July 7, 2004
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    No way you'll see something brand new for just for your contest maybe a few something news there might still be a chance to grab the gold silver and bronze, that would be dope.


  • lithium
    July 7, 2004
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    lol..whaaa? (couldnt understand none of that)

  • King Bongmaster
    July 7, 2004
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    I'm just wrote that comment as a giant bong hit belowed forth from my mouth.
    Edited on Jul 07, 2:27 p.m. because ''.


  • lithium
    July 7, 2004
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    LMFAO!!! thats what i like to hear from ya

  • ScottWest
    July 13, 2004
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    i'm not a regular smoker, but i did smoke for a while. Might write bout that.

  • buRning Memory
    July 14, 2004
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    hey lithium i have a question, can i enter more than one poem?
    KATIE


  • lithium
    July 14, 2004
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    yes ma'am/sir....but im guessing ma'am... ....but no prewrites



  • July 17, 2004
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    Humour

    I think I have
    The standard
    Of something
    Measured against
    Other things
    Of similar kind
    To be amusing.

    Now whether
    That is to this
    Crazy body
    Sitting right here,
    Or other life forms
    That I come
    Into contact with
    Is another matter.

    I am a
    Periodical
    Containing
    Comic strips.

    No. Hang on.

    Someone who
    Causes or means
    To cause laughter
    To others. Maybe.
    I do not know.
    Perhaps I am not.



  • poetryality silver member
    July 18, 2004
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    Thank you so much for the GOLD! This was a fun challenge. I look back sometimes and am glad I am here and now! Can't forget my past times, wouldn't want to, but damn sure don' want to go back there. Thanks again! CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL THE WINNERS! Remember don't make a life long career of smoking weed!

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