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Stupid, Fat Hobbit!

This is a Lord of the Rings contest. Yay!

You can write about anything Lord of the Ringy, such as FOTR, TTT, ROTK, people (men, hobbits, dwarves, elves, oliphaunts, gollum, kings, women, dorcs... er, orcs, urik-hai, sauron, wizards, wargs, the coincil of elrond, wormtongue, etc), places, what you did or didn't like about the books/movies, whatever just as long as it's about Lord of the Rings.

RULES:
 No swearing, angst, suicide, drugs, bad stuff... (Obviously, drugs & modern swearing didn't exist in Tolkien's Middle Earth) and please don't write anything about gay characters. If I see any sort of slash in an entry, it will be automatically disqualified.
 You can write a poem or story, whichever suits you.
 Prewrites acceptable
 Unlimited # of entries
 Yadda yadda have fun!  

Contest is Over

  • Contest was judged on January 3, 2004
  • Rewards: Gold: 300
  • Final notes:
    This contest was very hard to judge. There are few entries here that I desperatly wish I could give trophies to, but there are only 3 to give. So congratulations to those 3 who won!

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  • December 22, 2003
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    omg... finally a LOTR contest! i love you sooooooooo much...


  • RoseBlossom
    December 22, 2003
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    If you're going to enter, enter YOUR works, not Tolkien's works and another person's work. Those two are automatically disqualified.

  • Starburst
    December 22, 2003
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    : oes insane happy dance:: I'm a massive LotR fan! I entered a few of my prewrites. Two are parodies and one is more serious.


  • hokiebaby3
    December 22, 2003
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    ohhh wow........what an awesome awesome awesome awesome contest!!! i have to enter when i have the time. but right now i can't cuz im watching the fellowship of the ring (hehe) GREAT idea!!!

    Leila
    Edited on Dec 22, 9:22 p.m. because ''.


  • December 26, 2003
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    ah ha! a contest about middle earth! victory! for your info, i dont like LotR, but rather, i like the history of M-e, like the books of lost tales and such. hope you like my poems. [i have a contest of elves if you would like to check it out too]

    -Depressed WaveMaster

  • RabidChicken
    December 27, 2003
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    I LOVE lord of the rings!!!!! This is an awsome contest! i need to enter now!!


  • Supernatural18
    December 29, 2003
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    Hmm... I see a clash! Sam is not a Took! But you probably know that lol...

  • RoseBlossom
    December 29, 2003
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    Huh??? Lol, where'd that come from?


  • RoseBlossom
    December 29, 2003
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    NOTE TO ALL: *I've been off the comp for a while because of Christmas, so It'll take me a while to read these all and catch up. I may not be finished reading them all in time for judging, but we'll have to see when the time comes. * And besides, I got the ROTK CD-ROM for Christmas, and it doesn't work so I spend some of my day bugging my dad to get it fixed and all that
    Edited on Dec 29, 7:22 p.m. because ''.


  • Supernatural18
    December 29, 2003
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    Well the name of the contest is "Stupid, Fat Hobbit" which is what Gollum/Smeagol calls Sam, and then the description is "Fool of a Took" which is what Gandalf says to Peregrin Took (Took is his last name whereas Sam's is Gamgee)... Maybe they had no relation but it seemed like you were still talking about Sam.
    Edited on Dec 29, 8:15 p.m. because ''.


  • Megan Dearest
    December 30, 2003
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    awesome

    just saw ROTK christmas day. the best of them yet. i came out of that theatre emotionally drained. i loved the whole essence of the story. this is a great contest. i would enter but my poems are no match for these. i cant wait to read some of them though. great contest idea. well i changed my mind and i am entering. i got a sudden hit of inspiration.

    Meg
    Edited on Dec 30, 2:04 because 'i felt like it'.

  • RoseBlossom
    December 30, 2003
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    Ah yes, I remember now. They have no relation


  • Supernatural18
    December 30, 2003
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    Well they have some relation but certainly not a close one. I think either Pippin or Merry is Frodo's cousin...

  • RoseBlossom
    December 31, 2003
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    They're both Frodo's cousin


  • riskybusiness
    December 31, 2003
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    sorry to budge in uninvited but i was just reading these and just to clearify (in case no one had) sam is in no way rlated to frodo, merry or pippin. Merry, Pippin and frodo are all seperate cousins and Gandalf has a big nose


  • Supernatural18
    December 31, 2003
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    Meh it's been a while since I've read the books. That's the next series on my list though.


  • RoseBlossom
    December 31, 2003
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    Yes, Sam is Frodo's gardener while a Frodo, Merry & Pippin are all cousins. And yes, I've noticed Gandalf has a big nose Did you know that in the Fellowship, when he bonked his head on the ceiling in Bilbo's house, it wasn't in the script? Just thought I'd share


  • Goddess of Roses
    December 31, 2003
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    i'm in love w/ legolas. are there any poems about him. he's so FINE! this contest is cool!

  • riskybusiness
    January 1, 2004
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    bonking his head wasnt in the script? lol cool i didnt know that


  • DeadxxDaisies
    January 4, 2004
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    Congrats to everyone !


  • January 18, 2004
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    i won two trophies? thats not fair. i just mixed a bit of talent with my love for Middle-earth. *shrugs* thank you though! i never expected to win this!

    Tolkien Bard at your service!
    -Depressed WaveMaster


  • RoseBlossom
    January 18, 2004
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    Oh no!!! I didn't notice that before, I just picked the poems that stood out to me the most, I didn't notice the authors. Arg, silly me. Congrats anyway, you've got 2 trophies!

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