Hello everyone....well after laughing my socks of at all the wonderful entries in my last contest "Nursery Crimes"
I'm here again!!..( you all left me wanting more!) ....The idea for this came from my mishearing lyrics in a Celine Dion song ....the actual line in the song was "it was more than all your laws allow"....until my daughter corrected me (while spluttering her coffee everywhere)..I was singing "it was more than all your lousy love".
Well anyway I thought my version was better!!
So here's what I would like for this contest, I truly believe that everyone on AP is as nuts as me...so it stands to reason that you have all probably misheard some song lyrics too!.....so....
1)tell me what song it was
2)give me the original lyrics (just the line or lines you misheard)
3)give me your version of that line or lines
4)rewrite the whole song around your misheard line or lines to prove that your version is better!!
have fun with this!!....enter as many times as you like.....if the new lyrics are naughty or contain rude words...don't forget to categorize it under adult humour!!
I'm here again!!..( you all left me wanting more!) ....The idea for this came from my mishearing lyrics in a Celine Dion song ....the actual line in the song was "it was more than all your laws allow"....until my daughter corrected me (while spluttering her coffee everywhere)..I was singing "it was more than all your lousy love".
Well anyway I thought my version was better!!
So here's what I would like for this contest, I truly believe that everyone on AP is as nuts as me...so it stands to reason that you have all probably misheard some song lyrics too!.....so....
1)tell me what song it was
2)give me the original lyrics (just the line or lines you misheard)
3)give me your version of that line or lines
4)rewrite the whole song around your misheard line or lines to prove that your version is better!!
have fun with this!!....enter as many times as you like.....if the new lyrics are naughty or contain rude words...don't forget to categorize it under adult humour!!
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on December 22, 2003
- Rewards: Gold: 400
- Final notes: firstly if I didn't get round to commenting on your entry ..I really do apologise..I have been away and only just returned and have a lot of guests here now for xmas so not much time!!...ALL of the entries made me laugh...and I want to thank everyone who entered for making me laugh so much!!...sadly only 3 can be placed..but I hope everyone had as much fun with these as I did...happy christmas everyone!!....hugs...leanne xxx
Entries [5]
1 - 5 of 5
-
• Commented on by judge.
-
Ohhh, aging
I try to do it gently• Commented on by judge. -
The song is Ironic by Alanis Morissette
The part I heard wrong was in the chorus, the actual words are "It's like rain on your wedding day"by bottleddreamz 72 lines, 5 comments, on Dec 19 8:16 AM 2003. In Adult humor• Commented on by judge. -
Forming my flesh with her fingers,
throwing myself in her hands,by 68 lines, 1 comment, on Dec 21 8:52 PM 2003. In Lyrics• Commented on by judge. -
Though I smiled the tears inside were a-burning
Though I smiled at everything I was burning• Commented on by judge.
Bronze trophy winner
Gold trophy winner
Add a comment
Comments
1 - 18 of 18
-
"Did I Hear That Right?" i decided to use your title for you will freak, cuz your contest title is right for what i just did...proposed on AP. i will be back to check it out.
-
Great idea! Have you ever been to the website www.kissthisguy.com ? If you haven't, I think you'd enjoy it
-
I'm not gonna write a whole poem about it, but for the longest time I sang "Scary Asian Man" instead of "Secret Agent Man"....LOL! It never made any sense to me, but I coulda swore those were the words! Great idea for a contest, Leanne, hope you get lots of entries!
Janet
-
im waiting for someone to do 'smells like teen spirit' - ohhh how many times ive heard people get that wrong
-
lmao Janet I wish you would enter..scary asian man lol...has SO much potential!!.....It's not just songs either I remember for years right until I grew up...I would say my prayers every night..Hale Mary blessed art thou amongst women....I really honestly thought for 15 yrs that it was ..Hale Mary Blessed art thou a monk swimming!...lol...hugs..leanne xx
-
brilliant, I can't wait to read these... (well, actualy I can because I have to go to work, but I'm looking forward to catching them later!!)
-
lol When I read about this contest, one song popped into my head. It is one that my brother and I use to sing the wrong words to all the time!
It was such fun hehe 
Great idea!
-
So here it is, Mrs Robinson. She's a scuzzy moron, you will know
And old but beautiful one. I think that's on kissthisguy.com as well.
I wonder whether I can think of something for this in the next few hours. Absolutely BRILLIANT contest idea! -
I cant enter this contest as i dont know the original lyrics but every time I hear one perticular Abba song I just keep singing "Dont go out in your pajama's" but I'm sure those arnt the lyrics lol good luck every one in this contest
-
lmao...you HAVE to do it!!
-
Leanne:
Could you please extend the date, I'm not quite done, but I'm doing a parody to "Ironic" by Alanis Morissette. I'll be done soon, I only have 3 more verses to do. Thanks, I'd appreciate it!
Jess
-
I don't think I know the REAL words to any song, so I wouldn't be able to give you the correct versions. LOL
-
all done jess...i have to go away for a few days anyway so it suits me too...hugs...leanne xxx
-
fruitylicious
Im very surprised that no-one has had the urge to write that all time classic of George Micheal's rendition of
"I wont let your SON go down on me!!!"....
or Micheal jackson's..."Billy's Keen"...
or even "I'm a Smooth Criminal"
and for his hat-trick "Don't stop till I've had enough"...
ali-p -
That's so funny until now that's exactly what I thought that song was saying and I am just sitting laughing at myself in disbelief.
-
good contest
leeane a wee word of warning....
read camel toe at the end of everybody elses coz believe me tears sting...just ask peacelily!!! -
Thank you leanne!! xoxo *runs around the room dancing with her son lol (can't read that one to him though) shhh
-
Thanks so much leanne...glad you enjoyed my misunderstood lyrics...lol
Excellent contest as usual.
Sam
Adding your comment:
1 - 18 of 18
