I really need cheering up because I have the flu ...yuck!
here is what I'd like you to do,
find a nursery rhyme and change it to make me laugh,
no vulgarity though!!...I want kids to be able to read this and join in too.
I love sarcasm...but I love silly too...so anything goes as long as it's clean!!
Whoever makes me laugh most wins!!
as many entries as you like.
prewrites are fine as long as they fit.
Thats it!...no rules just have great fun with it!!
here is what I'd like you to do,
find a nursery rhyme and change it to make me laugh,
no vulgarity though!!...I want kids to be able to read this and join in too.
I love sarcasm...but I love silly too...so anything goes as long as it's clean!!
Whoever makes me laugh most wins!!
as many entries as you like.
prewrites are fine as long as they fit.
Thats it!...no rules just have great fun with it!!
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on December 12, 2003
- Rewards: Gold: 300
- Final notes: Well first of all a great big thankyou to everyone that entered I had so much fun with this and you all made me laugh and cheered me up!!....There are so many more than three that deserve prizes...these three were hilarious..I am sure you will all agree!!...hugs..leanne xxx
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Twinkle, twinkle, little star,
Like the fireflies in my jar,• Commented on by judge. -
Little Boy Blue,
Go blow your nose.• Commented on by judge. -
Jack and Jill went up a hillby BrokenSouledPoetess 4 lines, 19 comments, on Sep 8 7:36 PM 2002. In Adult humor• Commented on by judge.
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Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the suburbs• Commented on by judge. -
Little Jack Horner
Stood on the corner• Commented on by judge. -
Little boy blue, the man on the moon, Little miss muffet, and Mary and a little lamb.• Commented on by judge.
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Three little kittens
Did something forbidden• Commented on by judge. -
Oats,peas, beans and barley grow.• Commented on by judge. -
Hope this works for the contest• Commented on by judge.
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It’s raining, It’s pouring;
But rhymes are sure alluring.by oneluckygirl 32 lines, 19 comments, on Dec 9 4:44 AM 2003. In Humor• Commented on by judge. -
For want of more time the studies failed
For want of study the sleep had failed• Commented on by judge. -
This little student took a big quiz
This little student stayed home• Commented on by judge. -
Sing a song of six bucks,
inflation is a mess.• Commented on by judge. -
hope this works for the contest• Commented on by judge.
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ONE TWO BUCKLE MY SHOE
THREE FOUR GONNA SHUT THE DOOR• Commented on by judge. -
this little piggie
went to whereever gotta read and find out• Commented on by judge. -
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
screaming his view on the timesby JimmyCognition 54 lines, 3 comments, on Dec 10 9:54 PM 2003. In Humor• Commented on by judge. -
Is it l,m,n,o or elemenno ?• Commented on by judge.
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~Love for Spongebob~He needs your support~• Commented on by judge.
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This is a really good idea but my brain just ain't working at the moment, I can barely even talk proper england, had on, i'm a Geordie so that makes sense
But will check back tomorrow 
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After reading some of Sam's entries to this...I just had to come find out what this was all about This is a great contest...so funny! I hope it does well to cheer you up...and I hope you get over your flu soon! Take Care!!
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fandabulously well done
this is one of the best contests on this site since my existence on Allpoetry, it's funny , it's creative and not dark, dismal, dour or about getting shagged by your best mates friend who knows a man who shagged the woman down the road who shagged his best friend and passed on a disease to a friend of a friend ...
thanx Leeanne -
i think this is a great contest can i enter?
cause i made a poem already well i think you meant nursery rhymes and not crimes well if i am wrong just im me ok well byebye lots of love mini-desire
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Rarely do I read from one end of a contest to the other, but indeed here I have. Leanne, bravo to you for pulling out so much light hearted creativity in the midst of so much sludge and pain. A true pleasure to read!
Hugs and high fives,
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AWWWW thankyou Jane...I am having great fun toooooo!!...are you going to enter...go on!!...you know you want to!!..lol...hugs...leanne xxx
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Leanne, the question is more like, when will I STOP entering. I have two posted already and have five others in the words right now. You VIXEN! I got up at three and have done nothing but wallow in the fun of this. Amazingly though.. I will STILL manage to be late for work, yet again.... and that is three hours away. Dratted inspirator, you!
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lmao ali ....I love the comment you left..you ALWAYS make me laff!!!...hugs...leanne xxx
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of course you can sweetie!!...hugs leanne xxx
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i'm still waiting for yours Nat!!!
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AWWW thankyou looopy...hang on..(looks under rug...i can't seem to find your entry!!....lol cmon..u know ur dying to!!....hugs..leanne xxx
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awww I'm really glad you are all enjoying this as much as I am...hugs...leanne xxx
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You got geet loads do ya need mine?
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ummm helloooooo yes i dooooooo!!
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Mother Goose Roll Over
Heh! As usual you are a marvel of ideas Now I have to go read em all!!!
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I hope you had as much fun reading them all as i did!!...it's been so great to be cheered up!!
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Baaaaaaa!
Oh man did I ever! And to top it off, as I was reading Lobofreak's "21st Century Jack" I initially misread his screenname as "Lilbofreak" and was thusly inspired to write another entry... lol. -
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ooops
oops its that good it said it twice???? maybe the computer is numerically challenged aswell as duzlecksic!!!
...but ive taken it out now...lol (and it was misspelt)
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ali-p ought to win for sheer volume of brilliance... just my thought.
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fandabulously furiating fun
Och!!! Thats it finished just when i was on a roll....
thanx for the fun Leeane
and to all who commented on my ramblings, thanx to you too...
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