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Funny Ha Ha? Or Funny Weird?

Well, welcome to my first contest! I would like you to write a poem, long or short that will make me laugh 'till I puke. I want it to be not just normal funny, but absolutly demented funny. I want it to have me cringing and laughing at the same time. It can be sick, twisted, and wrong! I have only a few rules.

1)Please no limmericks...grrrrr
2)Must be at least 3 Stanzas
3)Please do not submit previously written poetry
4)Make me laugh my bum off!

Also You may submit up to 3 poems, cause I know you sick "u-know-whats" out there have a ton of creativity!

I also love a good use of sarcasm and irony, it doesn't have to be dark just wrong! you know what I mean? Like really weird or just... undescribably funny!

Thanx for submitting And a co judge will be unlikely saviour, and he likes weird funny as well, so enjoy all and get crackin'!

Contest is Over

  • Contest was judged on June 20, 2003
  • Rewards: Gold: 250
  • Final notes:

    Night Fighter: Good job everyone! Thanx to everyone for entering! Congrats to Balladeer for a very funny/gross poem! All my points are belong to you!

Entries [4]

  • Clever
    Cleaver as a streetcar,
    Thick and round,
    by StarGrrl 11 lines, 3 comments, on Jun 10 12:15 PM 2003. In Humor
    • Commented on by judge.
  • Elephant
    The elephant walks thought the forest,
    Pushing all the little animals out of the way,
    by StarGrrl 30 lines, 2 comments, on Jun 10 12:34 PM 2003. In Humor
    • Commented on by judge.
  • Turd in my Toilet
    Crappy poem for the contest! ;)
    by Balladeer 38 lines, 12 comments, on Jun 16 9:36 PM 2003. In Humor
    Gold trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge.
  • My Non - Poem of Insanity
    This is not a poem.
    Anyone caught reading this shall be trespassing.
    by AzulKatze 59 lines, 3 comments, on Jun 18 10:46 PM 2003. In Personal
    Silver trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge.

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  • Darianna
    June 14, 2003
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    I deleted it cause I thought it wasn't very nice...I got an attack of the conscience...I didn't like it anyway...I left Toasted Teacakes though...which is more personal anyway. Darianna x

  • Darianna
    June 14, 2003
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    I replaced the last poem with this one...
    Edited on Jun 14, 8:21 p.m. because 'stupid puter!!!'.
  • unwanted58
    June 20, 2003
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    who got 3rd??

    *Nicol
  • Night Fighter
    June 21, 2003
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    Jaden got third for Lizzie, it is showing now.