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Celebrate Crappy Holidays!Cmon!

Wow I'm thirsty!Lol.Ok anyways!Im bored....(And thirsty as you see)So Im making a contest!Yay!Clap clap!Ok thank you thank.You can stop......I need a life? ANYWAYS. In this contest I will give you to options about Thanksgiving.Although I think Thanksgiving is pointless.I mean, oh I thank you for being around. Wait who are you?Pssh!And the turkey is always horrible although the pie is wonderful.Cause' I make it.Duh! I love stuffing too.Oh and my horse Bella loves the stuffing. OK.OK. Stop distracting me.I REALLY need a life.Lol.My boyfriends out of town so Im all alone.But 11-10-09 is our 1 month anniversity and he'll be back then!

Option One:
You made it this far? Ok. Here's what you do. Have you ever heard of that writing?Like write in a turkey's point of view on Thanksgiving?Yeah....It's like that but with pumpkins and you have uh...LEGS!And they want to make you into a pie!Sounds weird?Good!I know huh!Its awesome!But....here's a twist. Try to add romance into it!But remember young grasshoppers,your a pumpkin!Oh and it's poems people!

Option Two:
Write a poem about your Thanksgiving traditions and make it in the tune of a Christmas(Favorite of all.It's just a warm holiday!)song.
Example:
On the only day of Thanksgiving,
I get forced fed baby food,
Cause my grandma thinks it's stuffing.

Songn the first day of Christmas.Right title?

Mines not really good cause' I'm rushing.Sorry but I'm dying of thrist and then I wanna go to bed. Busy agenda for tonight!

Rules!
1.Limit cussing people.This is a nice holiday contest....keep it that way.
2.No....how can I put this?Besides a little romance,Like kissing.No strong sexual activity.I know theres another name but I can't quite remember it!
3.Have fun.
4.For option 2 try to be truthful about your traditions,It would be nice to hear about other people's traditions.And try to make them original.
5.Be funny!

Contest is Over

  • Contest was judged on November 20
  • Rewards: Gold: 800, Silver: 35
  • Final notes:
    You all did great but I choose Percilla and Peter because it was nice and it followed along well.

Contest Winners

  1. Priscilla is a Pumpkin
    Orange, round and sweet.
    by Gunther 24 lines, 3 comments, on Nov 10 1:22 AM. In Contest
    Gold trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  2. (to the tune of "lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you")
    by crowd 21 lines, 1 comment, on Nov 10 6:29 AM
    Silver trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]

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